On Hiatus …

I am going on hiatus for a week or so.  There will be no rant tomorrow (June 27) and the plan is for me to return to the airwaves on July 8th.  My long-suffering wife and I are in traveling mode for the next week.

Let me foreshadow something here.  I have glanced at our calendar and there are going to be several times between now and Thanksgiving when the rant schedule will be disrupted.  I need to be more careful in terms of commitments to plans/trips/visitors and etc. in the future.

Stay safe and stay well everyone.  In particular, stay safe over the long July 4th weekend…

 

Backup QB Questions…

If the last NFL season taught teams any lessons, one of them had to be that backup QB is an important position on the roster.  Jake Browning, Tommy DeVito, Josh Dobbs, Drew Lock, Nick Mullens, and Gardner Minshew all saw plenty of action and varying degrees of success in backup QB roles last year.  Joe Flacco came off his living room couch to lead the Brows to a playoff slot and won the Comeback Playeer of the Year award.  [Aside:  I still maintain that the Bills’ Damar Hamlin was the real Comeback Player of the Year but there is no need to relitigate that.]

Well, if that lesson was well received, I am not sure that I would be happy with the backup-QB situation with four contending teams.  Look, the NFL strives for parity which means a team or two every season defies previous performance(s) and goes on a tear often making the playoffs.  I am not about to try to comment on all 32 backup QB situations.  But there are four teams that have legitimate shots at making the playoffs and then advancing in those playoffs in 2024 whose backup-QB position looks questionable to me.

  1. Dolphins:  The Dolphins’ record in 2023 was 11-6-0 – – good enough for an AFC playoff slot; the Dolphins then lost to the Chiefs in the wild-card round.  Tua Tagovailoa had a fine season in 2023 but it should be front and center in the mind of any Dolphins’ fan that Tua has a history of injuries.  Looking at the depth chart this morning there are three backups there – – Mike White, Skylar Thompson and Gavin Hardison.  White saw a little action with the Jets in 2021 and 2022 but nothing to write home about.  Thompson appeared in 7 games for the Dolphins last year, starting twice.  Hardison has been signed this year as an Undrafted Free Agent out of UTEP where he missed half of his senior year recovering from Tommy John surgery.  Granted that both White and Thompson have “game experience” here, but still …
  2. Lions:  The Lions made it to the NFC Conference Championship Game last year and only lost that game to the Niners by a field goal.  Jared Goff had an excellent year as the starter and there is no reason to believe that his career is going to tank in 2024.  But there are injury risks in the NFL and the Lions’ two backups as of this morning are Herndon Hooker and Nate Sudfeld.  Hooker has never taken a snap in an NFL game; he spent last year on the team but also on the shelf as he recovered from an ACL injury and surgery.  Sudfeld has been in the NFL since 2016 but has never started a game and has only participated in 6 games.  Hooker was highly regarded in his college career until tearing up his knee; nevertheless, it appears to me that the Lions’ backup QB situation is a tad “precarious” right now.
  3. Packers:  The Packers’ regular season record in 2023 was only 9-8-0 but that earned the team playoff participation.  The Packers demolished the Cowboys in the wild-card round and then lost to the Niners by a field goal in the divisional round.  Jordan Love was one of the bigger surprises of the year with his play at QB for the Packers.  The Pack shows two backup QBs on the roster this morning – – Sean Clifford and Michael Pratt.  Clifford appeared in 2 games in 2023 attempting zero passes.  Michael Pratt was a 7th round pick by the Packers in the 2024 Draft; he played in college at Tulane and led the Green Wave to an 11-1 record last year.  Clifford had success at QB in college at Penn State as well.  However, for a team looking to return to the playoffs in 2024, it would be comforting to have at least someone who had thrown a pass in an NFL game at least once ready to go if necessary.  No?
  4. Ravens:  The Ravens went 13-4-0 in 2023 and made it to the AFC Conference Championship Game where they lost to the Chiefs 17-10.  Lamar Jackson won the NFL MVP award last year, so the Ravens are in good shape at QB – – so long as Jackson is upright.  Given Jackson’s level of performance, it is to be expected that there will be a significant decline in ability with just about any backup situation, but the Ravens’ depth chart today reads – – Josh Johnson, Devin Leary, and Emory Jones.  Johnson has been in pro football since 2009, including two years in various Spring Football Leagues; last year he appeared in 2 games for the Niners and attempted only 2 passes.  Leary was a 6tth round pick in the 2024 Draft out of Kentucky and Jones was an Undrafted Free Agent signed this year after a career at Cincy, Arizona State and Florida.  As I said, a drop in performance is to be expected should Lamar Jackson get hurt, but the expectation of the drop off here seems a bit much to me.

It seems to me that these four teams – – all of whom could aspire to their Conference Championship Game – – are following the advice given by Andrew Carnegie to students at a college almost 140 years ago:

“’Don’t put all your eggs in one basket’ is wrong I tell you.  Put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.”

Staying with NFL stuff for one moment, I ran across a stat that startled me.

  • The Carolina Panthers had a record of 2-15 last year.  They also were the only team in NFL history never to have held the lead in the 4th quarter of a game in a season.  The Panthers beat the Texans with a field goal as time expired and later in the season the Panthers beat the Falcons with a field goal as time expired.

Finally, for no good reason, let me close with these words from Johnny Carson:

“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Something And Nothing …

Congratulations to the Florida Panthers; they are the Stanley Cup Champions for the first time in franchise history.  Last night’s seventh game of the Finals was destined to be historic; the Edmonton Oilers had battled back from losing the first three games of the series to force a 7th game – – something that had not happened since the 1940s.  Had the Oilers won it would have been something that had not happened in more than 80 years; now that the Panthers have won, it is a first for the franchise and for the fans in the Fort Lauderdale area.

Moving on … I got an email from the “reader in Houston” late yesterday with a bit of information that is uncharacteristic coming from him.  Normally, I expect to have a correction or an amplification to one of my points in a rant based on his historical recordkeeping.  Not so yesterday; his note dealt with an action by “Mattress Mack” that would certainly have gone unnoticed by me.  You will recall that “Mattress Mack” is the Houston area furniture store owner who places large wagers on Houston teams to win championships and then offers rebates to customers who buy specified furniture items in a specified period of time if the Houston team wins.  Here is the text of the email:

“My gambling buddy, Mattress Mack, is also a philanthropist.

“He’s paying for the funeral of the Houston 12-year-old who was murdered and raped by those two illegal aliens that’s been in the news this week.”

Switching gears …  A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned here that some French activists planned to protest in a most outrageous fashion.  The Olympic organizers want to hold the distance swimming events and the water portion of the triathlon this year in the Seine River and the government came up with a lot of money to clean the river and make it safe for the swimmers.  To demonstrate the success of that effort, French President Macron and Paris’ Mayor Hidalgo announced they would swim in the Seine on 23 June.  The protest was that “thousands” of people would go to a point upstream of the “ceremonial swim” and defecate directly into the river.

Well, the protest never happened – – because the “ceremonial swim” also never happened.  The government officials canceled their swim citing “political reasons” and spokespersons said it would happen “eventually”.  Let me try to translate that for you:

  • When and if the President and/or the Mayor dive in for a swim, it will be at a time and place that has not been announced weeks in advance. 

Protesters had planned their action with engineering acumen.  There have been calculations of river flow and timing such that the protesters’ “river deposits” would reach the swimming area just as the pols were swimming or treading water.  That is NOT the sort of photo-op any politician in any country anywhere on the planet needs.

According to recent reports, the Seine is still not clean enough for swimmers to compete in the Olympics safely if the events are held in the river.   Evidently, there are still direct connections between the Parisian sewers and the river and efforts continue to try to get the impurity levels into a safe zone by the end of July.  I don’t think I am going too far out on a limb in thinking that having “thousands” of people “sh*tting in the Seine” is going to make that job any easier.  So, maybe Macron and Hidalgo should just move on to solve other problems?

Next up …  A contract negotiation is about to become part of the national consciousness, but this one does not involve an athlete or a coach.  Put aside any thoughts about LeBron James or the new Lakers’ coach, JJ Reddick.  No, the contract negotiation that is about to play itself out in the media is between ESPN and Stephen A. Smith.  In broad terms, here is the set-up:

  • Smith’s expiring contract with ESPN was a 5-year deal worth $60M.  That is indeed a lot of cheese, but Smith earns his money by spending a lot of time on the air in front of an ESPN camera crew speaking into ESPN microphones.
  • Reports say that ESPN has offered a deal that would bump Smith up to $18M per year but that he wants $25M per year.  [Aside: I do not pretend to have any direct knowledge here; those numbers are based on other media reports.]

Smith has a point.  ESPN is reportedly paying Pat McAfee $18M a year for his airtime appearances and Smith has been with the company a whole lot longer than McAfee.  ESPN has a point too; when they paid that amount for McAfee, they had to trim the ESPN staff pretty significantly to keep the budget from exploding.  Frankly, I don’t think either Smith or McAfee is worth $18M per year; but no one cares about my opinion.  In the world of sports personalities on TV, there are lots of people earning stratospheric salaries simply for talking:

  • The inflationary expansion began – – I believe – – when CBS paid Tony Romo $18M per year for what is basically a part-time job.  I do not begrudge him the money; that is what the marketplace supported at the time the deal was signed.  But the fact of the matter is that Romo is “on the air” a whole lot less than either Smith or McAfee.
  • FOX pays Tom Brady $37.5M per year for pretty much the same part-time job that Tony Romo has.  But he is Tom Brady and no one else involved in these sorts of comparisons is even close to him in terms of recognition.

So, pick the side you want to win in the ESPN/Stephen A. Smith showdown.  As far as I am concerned, so long as the new deal does not force ESPN to take Pardon the Interruption off the air, it does not matter who wins or loses that standoff.

Finally, I’ll close today with these words from former Texas A&M football coach, Homer H, Norton:

“It’s how you show up at the showdown that counts.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Recommended Reading

About a year or so ago, one of the readers here, who comments using the screen name “Daryl”, recommended a book to me – – The Baseball 100 by Joe Posnanski.  I had not read the book, but I love baseball and I love Joe Posnanski’s writing.  So, I did what any normal/rational person would do; I put that book on my Christmas Wish List.  Santa Claus must have had me on the “Nice List” last year because I received 4 books from my list and one of them was The Baseball 100.

Notice that I did not say that Santa left me the book in my Christmas stocking hung by the fireplace.  This book would not fit in a stocking – – not even Sasquatch’s stocking.  It is a large format book measuring 6 inches by 9 inches and it has 827pages plus a few more to provide room for an index and an introduction written by George F. Will.

I want to take this opportunity to recommend this book to anyone and everyone who likes baseball and enjoys the challenge of comparing player performances over the various “eras of the game”.  The Baseball 100 has been called an “instant sports classic” and a “one-of-a-kind work”.  I am not going to try to label it; I simply want baseball fans to get it and read it.

[Aside:  Lest someone wonder why it took until late June for me to finish a book that was so good I am recommending it here, there was another book I got last Christmas that I started first.  That one was “American Prometheus, the Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer.  That is the book the 3-hour movie “Oppenheimer” was based upon, and it is 599 pages of dense and turgid prose.]

The premise of the book is pretty obvious from its title; included here are the stories of 100 best baseball players in Poznanski’s mind.  As Bob Costas observes in his comments on the book:

“You can quibble with some of Joe Poznanski’s judgments.  And so what?  That’s always been part of the fun for baseball fans.  And Poznanski on baseball has always been fun.”

I first encountered Joe Poznanski as a columnist for the KC Star about 25 years ago.  In the early days of the Internet and the Worldwide Web, I used to check the Star’s web address several times a week because the paper had two columnists that seemed to be polar opposites.  Poznanski seemed able to find goodness and decency in just about anything and he would write about it in an entertaining fashion even if the subject matter was as exciting as dust.  The other columnist there at the time was Jason Whitlock who was – – and still is – – a provocateur.  I would read both men for totally different reasons.

Joe Poznanski has written for Sports Illustrated and The Athletic and MLB.com.  He is a meticulous researcher and has a way of presenting data-rich material in a light and easy manner.  This book obviously contains tons of baseball stats, but they are presented in a way that makes the reader comfortable as they unfold.

For the record, only four currently active players make the list of The Baseball 100:

  1. Clayton Kershaw
  2. Max Scherzer
  3. Mike Trout
  4. Justin Verlander

I was surprised by a few omissions from the list:

  • Larry Doby
  • Whitey Ford
  • Tom Glavine
  • Chuck Klein
  • Don Newcome
  • George Sisler
  • Hack Wilson

Each of the 100 chapters in the book is a short bio and summary of an individual player’s life and career in baseball.  There are a few common threads in and among those stories such as at least a dozen players who were driven to excel in the game by their fathers who had played baseball below the level of the major leagues and who pushed their sons to develop a skill set that would get them into the major leagues.  And at the same time every chapter is different …

There are six Chapters that I found outstanding even though they are embedded in an overall engrossing and wonderful book:

  1. Bob Gibson
  2. Ferguson Jenkins
  3. Sadaharu Oh
  4. Satchel Paige
  5. Cal Ripken, Jr.
  6. Ichiro Suzuki

As I said at the start, if you like baseball, this is a book you should read.  I want to thank “Daryl” for putting me onto the book and now I am following his lead in recommending The Baseball 100 to you.  And if you put it on your Christmas List as I did, be sure to be on the “Nice List” for 2024.

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Football Overload ???

We all know that the wheels on the bus go round and round.  It appears that a football kerfuffle that has been around is about to go around again.  I refer here to the “18-game NFL regular season”; several reports say that someone discovered the crypt where that body had been buried with a wooden stake through its heart – – and went ahead to pull out the stake.  Once again, we know what happens next…

I have a simple request for the sports media on this one:

  • Can we please dispense with the obvious arguments that have been voiced before and only deal with new ideas or new constraints?

Here it is in a nutshell:

  • The league does not want it “for its wonderful fans”; the league wants it for the additional revenue it will create.
  • The players – – particularly veteran players – – do not want it at all because of wear and tear on their bodies.
  • There will be negotiations between the owners and the union.

I want to observe that the specter of an 18-game season wreaking irreparable damage on human bodies needs to be considered in light of:

  1. The CFL plays an 18-game schedule and has done so since 1986.
  2. With the expansion of the CFP to 12 teams, if a team seeded between fifth and 12th advances to the final game, they could also play an 18-game schedule.

That is not to minimize the players’ concerns, but that does put some context on it.

I also want fans not to assume that an 18-game schedule would mean more readily available games for them to watch and enjoy.  This year the NFL will play “Wednesday Games” on Christmas Day but if you do not have Netflix, you won’t be able to see them.  Thursday Night Football is already on Amazon Prime Video which also requires a subscription.  So, until and unless there are assurances that the NFL will add the “extra games” to the networks, do not assume you are about to get a special dividend out of these negotiations.

Now, if only reporters and “insiders” can only stick to their guns and report only new information instead of pre-packaged leftovers…

Staying sort of with the idea of “extra football for the watching”, there is going to be a test of the NFOR – – the National Football Overdose Response – – in December.  Check out this scheduling:

  • Thursday Dec. 19 @ 8:00 PM:  Browns/Bengals
  • Friday Dec 20 @ 8:00 PM:  CFP Round 1 Game
  • Saturday Dec 21 @ Noon:  CFP Round 1 Game
  • Saturday Dec 21 @ 1:00 PM:  Texans/Chiefs
  • Saturday Dec 21 @ 4:00PM:  CFP Round 1 Game
  • Saturday Dec 21 @ 4:30PM:  Steelers @ Ravens
  • Saturday Dec 21 @ 8:00 PM:  CFP Round 1 Game
  • Sunday Dec 22 @ 1:00 PM:  Full Slate of NFL games through midnight
  • Monday Dec 23 @ 8:15:  Saints/Packers

From the start of Thursday games on December 19th until the end of the Saints/Packers game on Monday night, about 100 hours will have elapsed.  On a typical NFL Sunday, one can expect to switch back and forth between games in the early afternoon slot and then see the late afternoon “national game” and then wolf down a dinner to be in place for Sunday Night Football.  So that means in those 100 hours from Thursday night through Monday night you will have the opportunity to partake of 12 potentially top-shelf football games.

Oh, and if that is not enough for you, just two days later on Christmas Day there will be two games available for Netflix subscribers leading into the start of Week 17 of the NFL season on Thursday night.  Is this the point where the adage, “No rest for the weary,” applies?

I suspect the good folks who run sports betting establishments around the country are licking their chops over this weekend’s potential handle.  And that thought leads me to post a cautionary note here:

  • Gentlemen, get your Christmas shopping done early this year.  In addition to your being overloaded with football the weekend before Christmas when you usually do your shopping, there is the potential to “have a bad streak” at the betting window over this time which could leave you short when you get around to shopping on Christmas Eve.
  • As I learned in Latin class in high school, Verbum sapienti sat est.  [A word to the wise is sufficient.]

Finally, for those who think I have made mountains out of molehills today, let me close with a question posed by Ogden Nash:

“Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Miscellany Today …

Yesterday, Bob Ryan posted this Tweet as people recalled the greatness of Willie Mays the day after his passing:

“Aparicio is now the oldest living Baseball Hall of Famer.  But who is the “Greatest Living Ballplayer?”  Let the argument begin.”

Indeed, that “argument” has begun at several sites on the Internet but here in Curmudgeon Central we beat the rush and had this discussion last August.  I concluded then that Ken Griffey, Jr. was the best living player behind Willie Mays.  Recall that we made a distinction between position players and pitchers a year ago and came up with a separate candidate for the best living pitcher.  My choice was Sandy Koufax; let’s just say that selection was not greeted with unanimity.

Moving on …  Another bit of news from yesterday involves the Kansas State Legislature; that body has passed a bill and sent it along to the Governor authorizing the issuance of State bonds to fund new stadiums for the Royals and the Chiefs.  Currently, those teams play their games in KC, Missouri and the folks in that part of the world voted down a referendum seeking funds for either new stadiums or improvements to current stadiums for both teams.

The bonds in question would be paid for by revenues generated by sports betting, revenues from the Kansas State Lottery and revenues from “additional tax dollars generated in and around the new venues.”  It is not news when two cities bid to lure a pro team or to keep it where it is; now we have State Legislatures involved because the Missouri State Legislature is also in the process of considering taking a hand in the game.

I have never been to Arrowhead Stadium so I cannot comment on it’s “adequacy” as an NFL venue now and over the next 20-30 years.  All I can say about it is that it looks good on TV.  I have been to Kauffman Stadium to see the Royals several times – – albeit the last time was in the mid-90s.  My assessment is:

  • I like Kauffman Stadium a lot.  It is compact – – almost cozy – – with great sightlines for viewing the game.

Having said that, I recognize that the facility is now 50 years old and that makes it easy to imagine that it needs some upgraded “amenities”.  However, the underlying physical plant in KC is excellent.  I like it along with T-Mobile Park in Seattle, Camden Yards in Baltimore and PNC Park in Pittsburgh as great venues to watch a baseball game.

Switching gears …  The English Premier League season is over; Manchester City was the league champion beating out Arsenal by a slim two-point margin.  Liverpool and Aston Villa finished third and fourth in the standings meaning those two clubs will have a spot in the next UEFA Champions League and Tottenham finished fifth meaning it gets a slot in the upcoming Europa League tournament.  Some of the clubs who are often in the Top Five of the league are absent this year; Chelsea finished sixth and Manchester United finished eighth.

I always like to focus on the bottom of the EPL standings because of the relegation feature in English soccer.  Being demoted – – or sent down if you will – – from the Premier League to the Championship are:

  • Luton Town – – finished 18th with 26 points
  • Burnley – – finished 19th with 24 points
  • Sheffield United – – finished 20th with 16 points.

That result for Sheffield United is staggering.  Premier League scoring awards a team three points for a win and one point for a draw.  The league plays a completely balanced schedule; the season is 38 games long with each team playing every other team twice – – one at home and one on the road.  In that circumstance, Sheffield United only won 3 games and tied 7 while losing 28 times.  But wait, there’s more …

Sheffield United had a goal differential for the season of minus-69.  For a 38-game season, that means every time Sheffield United took the pitch, the expectation was that they would lose by 1.82 goals.  To put that number in perspective, Burnley – – also relegated – – had a goal differential of minus-37 for the season or less than 1 goal per game.

Naturally, I wondered if this was the worst team performance in EPL history – – which only goes back to the 1990s.  And no, there was at least one that was worse.

  • In the 2007/2008 season, Derby County finished last in the EPL registering only 11 points and also posting a goal differential of minus-69.
  • In that season, Derby County only won 1 game and drew 8 times in 38 contests.  For the record, that win was over Newcastle United early in the season.

Three teams from the English Championship will be promoted to the EPL next season to replace the relegated squads.

  1. Leicester City returns to the EPL after a year’s demotion by winning the Championship with 97 points in 46 games
  2. Ipswich Town is promoted for finishing second with 96 points
  3. Third place, Leeds United (90 points) and fourth place Southampton (87 points) had a playoff to determine the third promoted club.  Southampton won that match and will be in the EPL next season.

Finally, let me close today with some observations by Dorothy Parker:

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

And …

 “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

And …

“Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Rest In Peace, Willie Mays

Willie Mays died yesterday.  There is no need to cite any statistics today as a basis for declaring him a treasure to sports fans.  He was a joy to watch because in addition to his greatness as a baseball player, he exuded his own joy in playing the game on the field.

Rest in peace, Willie Mays.

As I was meandering around the Internet yesterday in search of “rant material”, I stopped by ProFootballTalk.com to see if there were any tidbits there.  Indeed, there was a nugget.  The NFL will hold the 2025 Draft in Green Bay, WI.  Fans from around the country converge on the site of the Draft and when the league stages the event in places like NYC or Philly there is ample hotel space to accommodate the surge.  Green Bay is not nearly so large; the population of Green Bay is only 106,000 people.  The good folks at ProFootballTalk.com provided me a link to a report in the Green Bay Press Gazette with this headline:

  • Don’t want to stay 90 minutes from Green Bay for NFL Draft?
  • Lambeau Field-area Airbnbs can cost up to $18,000.

In this report, I learned that a three-bedroom house across the street from the Draft venue is available through Airbnb for $17,900 per night during the week of the Draft.  The report did the math for me; if one were to book the place for the full week the bill would look like this:

  • Rental fee = $125,300
  • Airbnb Service Fee = $17,675
  • Airbnb Cleaning Fee = $200
  • Total cost = $143,175   plus taxes.

The house can accommodate 10 people, so this listing boils down to a mere $2000 per person per night.  If you ever needed an example of The Law of Supply and Demand, this would be a good one.

According to this report, “nearly every hotel room in Green Bay is already booked” and property owners more than an hour’s drive from Lambeau Field have listed private residences or spare rooms for rent during this event.  If you decide to go, let me suggest you bring some food along with you because I suspect that dinner reservations are going to be difficult to come by.

Switching gears – – and sports …  The Euro 2024 soccer tournament is underway.  The Danish team opened against Slovenia and the first Danish goal was scored by Christian Ericson.  Why is that interesting?

Three years ago, Christian Ericson was playing for Denmark in the opening game against Finland when he suffered cardiac arrest on the pitch.  After 13 minutes of CPR on the pitch, he was “brought back to life” and transported to a hospital.  During those minutes, the Danish and Finnish players formed a wall around the medics and the fallen Ericson to keep prying camara eyes at bay; this year, the Danish team mobbed Ericson as a celebration of his return – – and the goal too.

The game ended in a draw:

  • Slovenia 1
  • Denmark 1

Moving on …  According to reports, ESPN and Shannon Sharpe have come to an agreement on a “multi-year contract”.  This deal maintains Sharpe’s appearances on First Take and it will have him expand his appearances on the network’s programming.  Sharpe originally joined ESPN about a year ago after a dispute with Skip Bayless that led to him leaving FS-1.  The details of that falling out between Sharpe and Bayless were uninteresting back then and certainly are not worth repeating here.  That original deal with ESPN had Sharpe appearing on First Take two days a week during the football season.

When the football season ended, a short term extension kept Sharpe on First Take through the end of the NBA season.  Now, here we are with what has been reported as a 4-year deal (one report said 3 years but let me be optimistic here) and it supposedly provides for expanded exposure for Shannon Sharpe on the network.

I like Shannon Sharpe; I particularly like the way he pushes back at Stephen A. Smith at times on First Take.  In those moments, he is pointed in his rebuttals but not antagonistic or pejorative.  Personally, I think he would be a good addition to ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown lineup as part of the “studio panel” on the program or as a person to do out-of-studio interviews with players or coaches or “The Commish” as the season unfolds.  We shall see what else ESPN has in mind for him…

Next up …  The Detroit Pistons posted the worst record in the NBA last season at 14-68 and the team endured a 28-game losing streak along the way.  Naturally, they fired their coach, Monty Williams – – as if he was the one missing all those open shots and the guy who gave up points on defense galore.  I don’t know if Monty Williams is a good NBA coach or not, but the Pistons’ braintrust probably thought so just a year ago when they signed him to a 6-year contract worth $78.5M.  Assuming a linear annual payment in that contract, the Pistons still owe Williams just a tad over $65M.

Finally, given the passing of Willie Mays and the return from near death by Christian Ericson, let me close with these words from Soren Kierkegaard:

“No one comes back from the dead, no one has entered the world without crying; no one is asked when he wishes to enter life, nor when he wishes to leave.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Boston Celtics – – NBA Champions Again

Congratulations to the Boston Celtics; they are the NBA Champions for the 18th time this morning having beaten the Dallas Mavericks 4-1 in the NBA Finals.  Jaylen Brown was named the Finals MVP; I would not have been upset if that award had gone to Jason Tatum because both men played excellently.  Just a year ago, coach Joe Mazzulla was seen as a dunderhead who stood in the way of the Celtics on-court talent.  Today he has a championship to his name.

I do think there is an unsung hero on the Celtics – – although “unsung” is clearly too strong a word here.  Jrue Holliday is not the star of the team; he is not the team MVP.  He is, however, a disruptive player on defense and a more-than-adequate distributor of the basketball on offense.  The Celtics may well have won the championship without Holiday, but he was a valuable asset for the season and in the playoffs.

On the other side, Luka Doncic showed me in this series that he is a force majeure on offense and only marginally better than a stiff on defense.  I do not know if he cannot play defense or if he will not play defense; that is something to learn from Doncic himself and/or Mavs’ coach Jason Kidd.  Whatever the case, the Mavs are trying to guard five opponents with only 4 defenders on just about every opponents’ possession.  That deficiency is compounded by the fact that the Mavs’ other star offensive player, Kyrie Irving, also tends to treat defense as a pause in the action while he waits to play offense again.  The fact that Doncic and Irving made it to the NBA Finals attests to how good they are at the offensive end of the court.

Moving on …  Yesterday I mentioned ten QBs in the NFL who will make an average annual salary of $45M or more starting this season.  I think the 2024 NFL season is going to provide some benchmark information about five of those enormous contracts and about the QBs themselves.  In alphabetical order:

  1. Joe Burrow was having a good season in 2024 when he broke his wrist in November and missed the rest of the season.  When he arrived in Cincy, the team was a mess; since he has been there, the Bengals have gone 29-22-1 when he starts.  That is a significant improvement but 29-22-1 is not the expectation for a QB, making more than $50M a year.  Just last weekend, the Bengals signed Tee Higgins for 2024 which means Burrow will have his two best WRs to catch his throws this season.
  2. Justin Herbert suffered a late-season hand injury that is surely healed by now.  The Chargers have a new head coach with a fine pedigree in the NFL and they took an OT with the 5th overall pick in the Draft in April to protect Herbert.  The Chargers let RB, Austin Eckler, go in free agency but they signed JK Dobbins and Gus Edwards to man the fort at the RB position.  I expect Herbert to have a; good season in 2024 as is to be expected.  Again, Herbert joined the Chargers at a low point in the franchise existence, but his record as a starter is a less-than-stellar 30-32-0.
  3. Jalen Hurts had a great year in 2022; and – – to be polite – – he regressed in 2023.  He was not the architect of the Eagles’ monumental collapse in the final third of the 2023 season, but the QB takes undeserved blame for such performance just as he gets undeserved praise for the opposite.  Hurts gets a new system and a new OC (Kellen Moore), and he will have Saquon Barkley at RB this year.  If he does not bounce back significantly, the Eagles may come to regret that huge deal they signed him to.
  4. Kyler Murray missed the first half or so of the 2023 season and it took a while for him to shake off the rust.  The addition of Marvin Harrison Jr. raises expectations for Murray’s performance in 2024.  I think the Cards will suffer buyer’s remorse if Murray does not have a breakout season this year.  Granted, the Cardinals’ team has not been nearly dominant since Murray arrived in 2019; but Murray’s record as a starter is only 28-36-1 and that is underperformance for someone making more than $45M annually.  Also, remember that when he was originally signed to his big extension, the Cards had a clause in the contract demanding that he work on Cardinals’ offensive issues for a certain number of hours a week at home.  We shall see …
  5. Deshaun Watson is probably in a make-or-break situation.  Yes, he missed a ton of time due to his suspension for off-field nonsense earlier in his career; and yes, he had a shoulder injury last year.  But if he is going to be considered anything more than a complete bust in Cleveland, he needs to have a really good year in 2024.  Can he do it is the question …

Finally, since much of today dealt with “high expectations” for some NFL QBs in 2024, I’ll close with these words from Ron Williams, the former CEO of Aetna Inc.:

“Every morning, I have high expectations, and then I confront the reality of what happens at 4 o’clock.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports ………

 

 

Speculation …

A while back, I noted here that the KC Chiefs have had a handful of players who have had unintended interactions with officers of the law during this off-season.  One of those players was DT, Isaiah Buggs who was then cited for animal cruelty.  That matter is still pending; and now over this weekend, Buggs has been arrested on new charges:

  • Domestic violence – – and – –
  • Burglary.

Buggs has been in the NFL for five seasons – -three with the Steelers and the last two with the Lions.  The Chiefs signed him after the Lions released him back in January when the Lions released him.  His contract with the Chiefs is for 1 year at a salary of $1.29M with a $100K signing bonus and $350K guaranteed.

Moving on …  The Jags signed QB Trevor Lawrence to a contract extension last week; the deal is for 5 years at $275M with $200M guaranteed.  Lawrence is now signed through 2030 and could hit the free agent market once again at the age of 31.  His signing bonus in the deal was reported to be $37.5M.  Lawrence and Joe Burrow both have contracts providing them with annual average salaries of $55M which is manageable under a projected increasing salary cap for NFL teams year over year.  Nevertheless, given the current cap and the terms of Lawrence’s deal, he will account for about 6% of the Jags’ total salary cap figure.

As of this morning, 10 QBs in the NFL are going to make average annual salaries of $45M or more.  Here they are alphabetically:

  1. Joe Burrow
  2. Kirk Cousins
  3. Jared Goff
  4. Justin Herbert
  5. Jalen Hurts
  6. Lamar Jackson
  7. Trevor Lawrence
  8. Patrick Mahomes
  9. Kyler Murray
  10. Deshaun Watson.

As you take in that list, please note that only one QB there has ever won a Super Bowl and that more than half the QBs on the list have never played in a Super Bowl.  Moreover, one QB on that list has never played in a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl.  Lots of speculation on display there.

The Jags have opened the wallet so to speak in this offseason.  In addition to the $275M they have just committed to Trevor Lawrence, please remember that the Jags signed LB Josh Allen for 5 years at $141M back in April.  And having mentioned LB, Josh Allen, please look at that list above one more time and notice that QB Josh Allen – – the one who plays in Buffalo – – is not on that list; he makes a paltry $43M per year in average annual salary based on his current contract which expires at the end of the 2028 season.

There are four QBs who will be coming up on negotiations for a new contract or a contract extension very soon:

  1. Jordan Love:  His contract has voidable years after this one meaning that he will either sign an extension with the Packers or become an unrestricted free agent – – assuming no franchise tag.  His current contract totals $13.5M for this season.
  2. Dak Prescott:  His contract has four void years after this one; he will either sign an extension with the Cowboys or become an unrestricted free agent.  He will make $29M in 2024.
  3. Aaron Rodgers:  His contract ends after the 2025 season.  The wrinkle in his case is that the Jets will take a huge dead money hit in 2026 if they do not sign him to an extension or work out a contract modification prior to the end of 2025.  Rodgers will make only $3.6M in 2024, but he did get a $70M signing bonus with the Jets back before the start of the 2023 season.
  4. Tua Tagovailoa:  His contract ends after this season and will be an unrestricted free agent then.  He is scheduled to make $23.1M in 2024.

Finally, since I suggested that QB salaries in the NFL have a degree of speculation built into them, let me close with this observation by Brian Acton – – one of the co-founders of WhatsApp:

“There’s a certain degree of speculation that goes into valuations. In so far as the market supports a valuation, everyone who gets a great one deserves it, but they should also be cautious because that speculation is temporary. I saw Yahoo go from $100 billion to $10 billion. It’s not a long-term measure.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

A Mixed Bag Today …

After Dan Hurley turned down the Lakers offer to coach the team, I mentioned here that Mike Krzyzewski has also turned down an NBA offer after he won a National Championship; Coach K also turned down an offer from the Lakers.  I received an email from a friend who notified me that I had missed another connection there.  Back in the 1970s, the Lakers tried to lure Jerry Tarkanian away from UNLV to come and coach the Lakers.  That too was an offer spurned by the college coach.  [Aside:  Tark did eventually take an NBA job with the Spurs in the 1990s and only lasted 20 games into his first season there after butting heads with the team owner.  Coach K never dipped his toe in NBA waters.]

Switching sports and switching gears …  The Buffalo Bills signed a free agent named Gable Stevenson as a potential addition to their defensive line.  Stevenson has no football experience – – but he did win a Gold Medal in wrestling at the Tokyo Olympics in 2020.  Stevenson is 24 years old and is listed at 6’1” and 265 lbs.  And that background and physical size reminded me immediately of Curly Culp who eventually made it to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Culp was an NCAA wrestling champion and also played football at Arizona St. back in the 1960s.  The KC Chiefs signed him, and he became a top nose tackle in the Chiefs’ 3-4 defense.  Like Stevenson, Culp was similarly listed at 6’1” and 275 lbs.

Stevenson’s contract with the Bills was originally reported to be for 3 years which led me to believe that the team would take some time to “teach him football techniques” that could blend with his innate strength and agility as demonstrated by his wrestling accomplishments.  However, a check at Spotrac.com for details on the contract indicates that the contract is only 1 year in length for $795K which is the rookie minimum salary as defined by the existing CBA.

Moving on …  I and many other commentators have noted the amazing level of attention being paid to Caitlin Clark as she begins a career in the WNBA.  In terms of media attention and focus, it is easy to refer to her as the female version of LeBron James – – and maybe right now, it might be proper to refer to LeBron James as the male version of Caitlin Clark.  It is not about her exploits on the court; it is about Caitlin Clark as a person who has not quite morphed into an institutional figure.  In this morning’s Washington Post, there is an article on the front page of the sports section with this headline:

  • “Clark can’t escape noise, but she’s still finding joy”

The story consumes 43 column-inches of real estate in the sports section (including headlines).  It is at best a “feelgood piece”; in terms of “news value” let me be very generous and say you have to look very carefully to find any.  I bring this up not to cast any negative light on Caitlin Clark or even on the author here; this kind of stuff is appearing in many locales on the Internet.  I think this article and its kin demand a new vocabulary entry for sports commentary.  Let me explain.

If this kind of story were written about a male athlete who was of a similar stature in his sport and in the public eye, the piece might be classified as “jock sniffing”.  Let me be clear, that sort of label is wrong when applied to Caitlin Clark – or any female athlete – on multiple levels and I have ZERO intention to try to make such a figure of speech acceptable.  My problem is that I also have NO IDEA what to call this parallel phenomenon as it pertains to women athletes.

Next up …  The Patriots retired Tom Brady’s number and put him in the team’s hall of fame.  The fact of that happenstance should surprise no one who follows football even a little bit.  Brady was involved in a roast recently which veered off into some comments about his family life that one could characterize as “over the line”.  Whatever.  In his “induction ceremony” in New England, there was a comment that could easily have been part of that roast and was nowhere near “out of bounds”.  The line came from Drew Bledsoe – – the guy Brady replaced after Bledsoe was injured in a game:

“You were the worst backup quarterback in the history of the NFL.  You never understood that when I got healthy, you were supposed to go sit the hell down.”

Finally, let me usher in the weekend with some observations by George Carlin:

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”

And …

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”

And …

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………