Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Sports…
I will definitely be off the air Monday May 20 and Tuesday May 21.
There is a possibility – – not quite a probability – – that I will find time to write on Wednesday May 22. As of now, I would count that as another “dark day”.
Next Thursday, May 23, is a travel day so there will not be a rant then.
The plan is to be back on the air on Friday May 24.
See everyone then …
I will be off the air for about a week. My long-suffering wife and I will be on travel hoping that the weather will allow us to experience the total eclipse of the sun next Monday. The current plan is for us to return from that adventure late on Thursday (April 11) but I will likely not be able to have anything cogent to say until Monday (April 15).
So, I’ll see everyone back here on the 15th for sure – – and on the 12th if there is something obvious to rant on.
And for the record, I have indeed arranged our schedule such that I will continue my “streak” of watching NCAA Tournament final games even as we are on the road.
Stay safe and stay well, everyone…
The Women’s Basketball Final Four is set and the much-anticipated rematch between Iowa – -with Caitlin Clark – – and reigning champion LSU – – with Angel Reese – – did not disappoint. Clark scored 41 points and handed out 12 assists; Reese scored 17 points and pulled down 20 rebounds in their Elite Eight showdown. That was the fun aspect of that game.
The darker side involved LSU’s women’s coach, Kim Mulkey. In the days leading up to the game, Mulkey declared that she knew that she was about to be the subject of a “hit piece” in the Washington Post; a reporter there had been working on a negative article about her for two years and that she had hired a lawyer and threatened to sue the author and the Post for defamation.
The article – – written by Kent Babb – – was published. It had some less-than-flattering things to say about Coach Mulkey, but they were sourced in the article and/or were retellings of things that had been written about her in the past. Here is a link to the article if you want to read it for yourself.
I believe that defamation suits are decided by juries; if that is the case, let me say that based on my reading of Babb’s article, Coach Mulkey would have a difficult time convincing me that she was defamed by his words. Perhaps, her threatened lawsuit caused editor(s) at the Post to remove some parts of the article that might have been closer on the spectrum towards defamation; that is possible. However, if they were removed and not published, I don’t see how they can also be defamatory. Should this case go to trial, I think I have just disqualified myself as a juror which does not upset me even slightly. I thought my reading of the Post article would be the end of this story.
But wait, there’s more …
Earlier in the tournament, LSU played – – and defeated – – UCLA. A writer for the LA Times understandably took the side of the local California team and referred to the LSU women as “dirty debutantes” which is alliterative and confusing at the same time. Coach Mulkey did not call this defamatory; she said it was sexist which I guess is true in that all her players are females and only females can be debutantes. It is the word “dirty” that does not fit here. Here is what Coach Mulkey had to say about the Times piece:
“You can criticize coaches all you want. That’s our business. You can come at us and say you are the worst coach in America. I hate you; I hate everything about you. We expect that; it comes with the territory. But the one thing I’m not going to let you do, I’m not going to let you attack young people and there were some things in this commentary that you should be offended by as women.”
The tone of her comments immediately recalled Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy and his famous rant about 15 years ago. A writer covering the team wrote something critical of a demoted QB for the Cowboys and Gundy exploded at a press event telling the reporters to lay off the kids and to come after him because he was 40 years old and “I’m a man!”
Both Coach Gundy and Coach Mulkey are reading from a pivotal chapter in the “Coaches’ Almanac” where coaches take the blame in lieu of dumping it all on players’ ineffectiveness. Hence, all the references by losing coaches to having been “outcoached” by victorious opponents and few if any references to botches by players. When Coach Gundy went on his rant – – back in 2007 – – times were different. The façade of college sports was that the games were contested by “student-athletes”; such is no longer the case. Many college athletes – – to include some women who are participating in the basketball tournament – – are in receipt of NIL money.
When they accept that money, they are putting their name and likeness out in the public for exploitation; it is a transaction and not a “family matter”. So, the protestation by Coach Mulkey and by any other college football or basketball coach along the lines of “Come at me and leave the kids out of it,” is noble and even quaint in these times when a star player might be earning six or seven figures playing a collegiate sport. If the name, image and likeness of a player is worth that kind of money, then that player is ipso facto an adult public figure.
Switching gears – but staying on the subject of lots of money – the NFL announced that it will stage two regular season games on Christmas Day this year. In case you are wondering why that is worth mentioning here, Christmas Day in 2024 is a Wednesday; few if any folks associate the NFL with Wednesday. Here are my thoughts on how and why this is going to happen:
Obviously, this will require some scheduling legerdemain. Having said that, I am confident that the NFL scheduling mavens have already figured out how to make this work. We will get all the details in May when the NFL releases its 2024 regular season schedule. And according to reports, the NFL is going to put the broadcasting rights for these two games up for auction involving traditional networks, cable networks and streaming platforms. One report said that bidding would start at $50M per game. Let the good times roll …
Finally, let me close here with this comment from actor Jack Palance:
“The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
Late last week, I ran across a report related to a suspension for Juventus player, Paul Pogba. He had a random drug test last August after a game and his testosterone levels were in a range considered “not to be created naturally” and the test revealed “non-endogenous testosterone metabolites present.” He was suspended after that test and then a subsequent analysis last October of the “B Sample” from the offending test confirmed the elevated testosterone levels. Last week the national anti-doping authorities in Italy banned Pogba from competition for 4 years. That is not a typo; as things stand now, Paul Pogba will not play soccer for 4 years. Pogba will turn 31 years old in about two weeks; a suspension of that length might just be the end of his career. Naturally, he will appeal the decision as it stands to the Court of Arbitration for Sport which is centered in Lausanne, Switzerland.
Paul Pogba may not be a household name here in the US, but he is a top-shelf footballer in Europe; he is a star and a leader for Juventus which is a top-shelf team in the Italian Serie A. You can go to Wikipedia to read about the honors and the accomplishments in his career; if you do not want to do that, please take my word that this is not some minor figure in European football. He is also not a multi-time positive tester; and yet, he got a 4-year suspension.
Moving on … As I was grazing around Internet sports sites looking for material to use in these rants, I ran across this headline:
“Johnny Manziel will boycott Heisman ceremony until Reggie Bush gets his trophy back”
I don’t know how you feel about Reggie Bush having his Heisman trophy “repossessed” by the Heisman organization. I recognize that it is their award, and they can issue it to whomever they please, meaning they should be able to repossess it on whatever basis they establish for said repossession. On the other hand, Bush won the award for his play on a football field isolated from off-field happenings that were not criminal or sociopathic. I have never lost a moment’s sleep pondering the events and the consequences of that whole business.
But I did react to that headline – – not in the way the headline writer or the article author might have preferred. I did not click on the headline to see what the report had to say. Rather, I made a note on my clipboard asking the following question:
For the record, I care even less about Manziel’s “boycott” than I do about who ought to be in possession of the Heisman trophy previously awarded to and then rescinded from Reggie Bush.
Switching gears … Bob Molinaro had this item in his column last week for the Hampton Roads Virginian-Pilot:
“Money for nothing: The arrogance of NFL owners is on display again, this time with the Carolina Panthers’ David Tepper raising ticket prices after his team’s 2-15 season. But he’ll get what he wants — all the owners do. Don’t waste sympathy on paying customers who cave to the new prices.”
The increase is not outrageous; according to reports it averages out to 4% stadium wide. Molinaro mentions the team’s NFL-worst record of 2-15 last year but he preferred not to point out in addition that the Panthers were shut out in both of their final two games last season. Those two shutouts put a perfect bracket on the Panthers’ season since they were also shut out in the Opening Game back in September. In a less malevolent universe, Panthers’ season ticket holders would be getting a small rebate from last season’s purchase rather than a price increase for next season.
Oh, and speaking of the Panthers and their owner, David Tepper, let me offer a small bit of advice to the new head coach of the Panthers, Dave Canales:
The following is the text of a Tweet by Tom Pelissero widely considered to be an NFL Insider:
“No surprises: The new kickoff rule crafted by NFL special teams coordinators would allow teams to attempt an onside kick only when trailing in the fourth quarter — and require them to declare it in advance, per sources. Language still being finalized and owners must approve.”
Teams would have to declare in advance that they are going to try an onside kick? Is there any other play in a football game where the team must declare what it is going to do before they try to do it? Using this reasoning, teams should also declare their intention to run a fake punt or a fake field goal before they break the huddle.
Look, there are precious few onside kicks in NFL games under the current rules. There are 272 games in the NFL’s regular season; I would be shocked if there were more than 50 such plays attempted in those regular season games last year. It seems to me that Special Teams Coordinators ought to have better things to do with their spare time in the offseason than this.
Finally, apropos of nothing, let me close today with an assessment of a novel in a book review written by Dorothy Parker:
“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown by great force.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
After the Niners lost the Super Bowl Game in OT last Sunday, head coach Kyle Shanahan said that he hoped to have everyone on his staff back for next year. Teams that make it to the Super Bowl need to expect that their coaching staff is ripe for poaching while agents for assistant coaches on Super Bowl teams look at the situation as a way to enhance the bankroll of their clients. We are 4 days removed from the Super Bowl game and here is the toll to date on the 2023/2024 Niners’ coaching staff:
So much for keeping the coaching staff intact…
After the Super Bowl game was over and the Lombardi Trophy was being handed around to notables on the raised platform, Patrick Mahomes declared that the KC Chiefs are never underdogs. That had been their status three times during the playoffs this season and they obviously overcame that underdog status as the “last team standing”. When I heard that, I took it for what I thought it was – – an emotional statement in a time when there was an awful lot of emotion overflowing the situation. Then I ran across some data at ProFootballTalk that indicates Patrick Mahomes is onto something:
[Aside: According to ProFootballTalk, the only time the Chiefs did not cover as an underdog in the Patrick Mahomes Era, was in 2022 when the Chiefs were 2.5-point underdogs to the Bills and lost the game by 4 points.]
The NFL schedule for next season will not be revealed in its entirety until sometime in May but we already know something about Week 1. On Friday, September 6, 2024, the Eagles will open as the “home team” against an opponent to be announced later in the first-ever NFL game in Brazil. The game will be played in Sao Paulo, and it is part of the NFL’s ongoing effort to expand the NFL brand to new overseas markets.
It is not an all-time first, but it has been more than 50 years since the NFL has scheduled a Week 1 game for a Friday night. The last time that happened was in 1970 when the Rams hosted the Cards on September 18th. To give you a perspective on how long ago that was, Jimi Hendrix died on September 18,1970.
In addition to the game in Sao Paulo in Week 1, the NFL will stage these other international games:
Moving on … There is a trend these days in online sites that comment on sports that I find annoying. There are too many headlines out there that take this form:
XYZ could be “World Series Teams in 2024” or perhaps “CFP Selections in 2024” or even “NFL Rookie of the Year Candidates for next season”.
What is annoying is that indeed there is little to no solid information in such pieces and the headline is nothing but an attempt to harvest online clicks. So, whenever I see such a headline on a posting – no matter if the site itself is highly reputable – I refuse to click on it. For the record, here is my take:
Finally, today’s closing words came to me from a former colleague; he attributed them to novelist, Barbara Cartland:
“After forty, a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face and stay sitting down.”
Ms. Cartland is the ultimate pragmatist …
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
Given the nationally televised bed-wetting achieved by the Dallas Cowboys yesterday, there are speculative pieces out there this morning suggesting that Jerry Jones ought to hire Bill Belichick to replace Mike McCarthy on the sidelines and, failing that, just replace McCarthy with anyone other than Charlie McCarthy (not known to be one of Mike’s blood relatives). Putting emotion and hyperbole aside, let me suggest that you take a moment to read a recent Washington Post column by Sally Jenkins where she makes the case that a smart NFL owner should hire Bill Belichick post haste.
Here is the lead paragraph from that column:
“If somebody told you to trust your money to Bill Belichick to invest, would you? Now turn the question around. Why would you trust football decisions to a mall developer? It’s that time of year again, the NFL hiring cycle, when billionaire superegos confuse their industrial or inherited wealth with locker room expertise and go haphazardly shopping for a new coach who will establish “a winning culture.” Instead, what most of them will get is what they deserve: organizational misalignment.”
Personally, I think the marriage of Bill Belichick and the Dallas Cowboys would be about as stable as a barrel of nitroglycerin. Cowboys’ owner, Jerry Jones, is the most “hands on” owner in the NFL and the last thing that Bill Belichick is likely to tolerate is “kibbitzing” by the owner – – in the building or on a weekly radio program. Sally Jenkins is right; owners should be seriously considering Belichick for openings around the league – – but not in Dallas.
Moving on … Here is a story that has been around for at least 20 years and has yet to bear fruit. Dig deep onto your memory bank and recall the last time you heard that there was a plan being formulated to renovate Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore and the area around the racetrack to assure that the Preakness States would forever be contested at Pimlico.
The framework for this version of “Save Pimlico” revolves around a report to the Maryland State Legislature by a group known as the Maryland Thoroughbred Racetrack Operating Authority suggesting:
The proposal has a $400M price tag – – which makes sense since the previous idea(s) for dealing with the dilapidated condition of Pimlico were in the $300M range; so, with inflation, etc. … The 2024 Preakness is scheduled to take place on May 18th and the idea would be to run the race at Pimlico at that time; then, shut the track down; move racing to Laurel; tear down Pimlico and rebuild it along with some hotel facilities and an event facility which would be developed and also be ready for business in 2027. At that point, the new Pimlico would host racing on a “year-round basis”.
Let me set the scene here:
So, all this falderal boils down to this:
Finally, since Pimlico is in Baltimore, let me close with this observation from the “Bard of Baltimore” – – H. L. Mencken:
“Self respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
Some mornings when I approach the keyboard here in Curmudgeon Central, I need time to find something to write about. There are days when I have to dig back a week or so to find an item on my clipboard that I have been saving for a day when nothing of note had come up recently. Today is NOT such a day.
About two hours after posting yesterday’s rant, the Internet was vibrating with news that Pete Carroll was no longer the coach of the Seahawks but that he would be retained with the organization as an “Advisor”. Team owner, Jody Allen, characterized this move as Carroll’s role with the team “evolving” from coach to advisor. Carroll is 72 years old but only a few days ago he told reporters that he would be back to coach the Seahawks next year and had no plans to retire. Assuming he did not get a visitation from three ghosts overnight – – one of which was the “Ghost of Super Bowls Future” – – this must be seen a serious demotion at the very best and most likely a firing. And that is a bit shocking to me…
Pete Carroll’s record has been the head coach in Seattle since 2010. His record over that time span is 137-89-1 with 10 playoff appearances, a Super Bowl Championship and a second unsuccessful appearance in the Super Bowl. The Seahawks have been to the playoffs 20 times in franchise history since the mid-70s; Carroll has led the team to half of those playoff spots since 2010. Trying to understand this from a “performance deficiency standpoint” is not easy.
The Seahawks made the playoffs in 2022 with Geno Smith at QB after trading away Russell Wilson to the Broncos and compiling a 9-8 record. That was not an easy task. This year, the team was again 9-8 with Smith at QB but that record did not qualify for a wildcard slot. My take on those last two seasons in Seattle is that they show that Pete Carroll is a very good football coach; with a career backup at QB for two seasons – – 34 games – – his teams won more often than they lost.
If at age 72 Pete Carroll wants another job as a head coach somewhere, he might be a good fit for a team that does not need a total rebuild and thinks it has the roster necessary to make the playoffs next year. Of the existing openings in the NFL also f this morning, the team that best fits that description would be the LA Chargers. Or if his contract is as reported – – $15M per year through 2024 with a team option for 2025 – – he may decide to let his life “evolve” in a direction that does not involve being on the sidelines during a football game.
Bonne chance, Pete Carroll.
And as they say on those late-night infomercials,
“But wait! There’s more …”
A couple of hours after the Pete Carroll news hit the streets, an even more surprising announcement was made:
Delve as deeply into Saban’s “numbers” during his coaching career as you prefer but these data stand out to me:
One of the “legacy items” for coaches at the top of college football and/or in the NFL is to “evaluate” their coaching tree. I do not have the time or the inclination to track down every assistant he has had in his 28 seasons of coaching, but here are current head coaches who I know worked under Nick Saban at Alabama:
Bonne chance, Nick Saban.
Now here is something they do not say on those late-night infomercials:
“Hang on! We’ve got even more for you to consider.
Early this morning news broke that the New England Patriots and Bill Belichick have gone in different directions. In a 24-hour period, Pete Carroll, Nick Saban and Bill Belichick parted company with teams where the coach and the team were almost synonyms for a long time. To be sure, the 2023 season was atypical for the Pats during Belichick’s tenure with the team. I suspect that two elements in owner Robert Kraft’s decision-making methodology were:
Three coaching icons are gone in the time it takes the Earth to make one rotation on its axis. I suspect that has never happened before; and there is an interesting irony here:
Bonne chance Bill Belichick.
Finally, the news over the past day represents an upheaval in the football world. Perhaps the best way to close today is for me to offer this advice from Kelly Ripa:
“If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for jog and I feel better.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
Today is known as Black Monday around the NFL. The day after the NFL regular season ends always results in the firing of some head coaches which opens jobs at the top of franchises as well as positions such as coordinators around the league. As of this morning, two teams have fired the coaches who were on their sidelines yesterday:
Given that three teams had interim-head coaches on the job yesterday – – Chargers, Panthers, Raiders – – that means there will be a minimum of 5 horses to ride on the NFL’s head coaching carousel in 2024. It will be interesting to see if the Patriots join the party here. Reports say there will be a meeting this week between owner Robert Kraft and coach Bill Belichick.
And …
The Chargers, Commanders and Raiders at a minimum will definitely be in the market for new GMs in this “hiring season” since the previous incumbent has either been fired previously or – in the case of Rivera was serving double duty. What makes the most sense in such a situation is that the team should either:
What makes little sense in such a situation is for the owner to hire a coach and a GM as separate events leading to confusion and potential conflict over roles, responsibilities, authorities and the like. As you read the ongoing reports about various teams going about their business of seeking new GMs and coaches, always keep a focus on the commonality of the candidate search for both positions.
Switching gears … Just out of curiosity, how many folks here remember who won the first of the NBA’s In-season Tournaments from about a month ago? I’ll save you the trouble of Googling; it was the LA Lakers. And after their trophy winning game, the Lakers proceeded to lose 10 of their next 13 games. There are lots of conclusions to be drawn here such as:
Rather than try to psychoanalyze an entire team from afar, let me reject those explanations as perhaps fitting this famous observation by H. L. Mencken:
“Every complex problem has a solution which is simple, direct, plausible – – and wrong.”
Rather, I think the Lakers as a team are not nearly as motivated by an 82-game grind of a regular season as they are by an immediate challenge that has some recognition attached to it. Winning a regular season game against the Raptors as part of a 4-game East Coast road trip is a grind; there is no recognition to come from winning that game or losing it. The only thing the Lakers care about in the regular season is making it to the playoffs where every game in every series matters and recognition/affirmation is directly attached to winning as opposed to losing.
In the NBA, 20 out of the 30 teams will make it to the playoffs – – including the play-in rounds of the playoffs. That being the case, I think the experienced Lakers’ roster only cares about finishing 10th or better in the Western Conference such that they get to be part of the NBA playoffs in April/May/June. For those games, I would expect the Lakers to be focused on strategy and tactics game by game because every win and every series win adds to the overall reputation of the franchise and its players.
I am not nearly convinced that the majority of NBA players care a whole lot about the In-season Tournament nearly to the extent that the teams who finish in the standings in the “play-in zone” for each conference care about those play-in games. I think that the Lakers have a roster made up in a way that will make them formidable in any sort of playoff/tournament situation and less-than-formidable in a random regular season encounter.
Now before anyone here can hit the “comment button” at the bottom of this rant, let me say clearly that my explanation fits the “Mencken Observation” very well. It is simple and direct and plausible – – and perhaps wrong…
Finally, just because I enjoy doing so, let me close today with another piece of Mencken’s wisdom that sadly may portend much of the news in 2024:
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
I will be doing a rant later today (Dec.26th) and tomorrow (Dec 27th).
I will do a rant on Dec. 28th; it may be a Football Friday on Thursday if I have enough time to do the preparation work to get one of them done. If I do not have enough time for that, there will still be a rant a but there will not be a Football Friday this week.
I will also finish writing the annual Bad Ads rant sometime in the next day or so and will post it before New Year’s Day. Time = TBD…?
There will not be any rants from Dec 29th through Jan 2nd. The Irish contingent of our family – – #1 son, daughter-in-law, and grandson, known in these parts as The Fog – – are in the US for the Holidays and will be visiting for that period of time. I don’t have a firm schedule for those 5 days, but I know that the agenda will be jam-packed.
Best I can tell, I will be back on the air on Jan 3, 2024.
Happy New Year, everyone…
The Heisman Trophy finalists have been announced; and among the quarterbacks who are always included, you can find Ohio St. WR, Marvin Harrison, Jr. I want to put a bit of perspective around his nomination even though I do not expect him to win the award. I know this is an award given – nominally – to the best college football player of the year, but I want to begin with this:
I never saw either Rice or Moss play college football because:
I have seen Marvin Harrison, Jr. play at Ohio St. at least a half-dozen times and based on those games I will say:
Does that mean he should win the Heisman Trophy? That is for the committee to decide, and I am not on the committee. Does that mean he will have an NFL career approaching the Hall of Fame accomplishments of Randy Moss or Jerry Rice? I think he might – – and because I think he might, I would be sure to take him very early in the upcoming NFL Draft.
Having said all the above, I suspect that one of the three QBs named as finalists for this year’s Heisman will win the award. I have seen those three QBs play and if I had a vote, I would pick Jayden Daniels from LSU as the best of the three..
Switching gears … The optimism and the attempt to view the NY Jets’ season through rose-colored glasses has come face-to-face with a cruel reality. The Jets’ hopes for a playoff appearance at the end of this season actually ended in Quarter #1 of Game #1 when Aaron Rodgers was injured and could not play any more this year. Fans and writers could and did conjure up scenarios whereby the rest of the team steps it up and makes it to the playoffs wherein Aaron Rodgers makes a miraculous recovery and returns to action in the playoffs.
Rodgers himself seems to have bought into that phantasm; he has made oblique statements that can be taken in many ways – – and sometimes with a grain of salt – – about how fast he is recovering and how he might be ready for late-season action. However, the predicate for any such thinking must be that the Jets would remain a viable playoff contender once December arrived, and that is simply not the case.
The Jets’ record as of this morning is 4-8 meaning if they win out, the best possible record for the Jets is 9-8. In the AFC, there are 11 teams that have a better record than the Jets have today. Only 7 teams make the playoffs meaning the Jets would have to climb over 5 other teams that have a head start on them in a race to the playoffs. Reality says that is not going to happen.
And that bit of reality leads me to beg sportswriters and sports radio hosts to stop with the teaser stories about Aaron Rodgers’ returning to action for the Jets in the 2023 season. In fact, if the NY Jets are run by even marginally competent managers/coaches, they will not put Aaron Rodgers into an NFL game for the rest of the season. Remember, Rodgers is under contract with the Jets for next season meaning once he is fully healed, the Jets can approach 2024 with optimism equal to the way the team approached 2023 pre-injury.
Finally, I’ll close today with an observation by Oscar Wilde that just might apply to the way Jets’ fans have looked at the 2023 season:
“When one is in love one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………