Author: Jack

Earlier this week, my long-suffering wife and I had good friends come to our home for dinner.  One of the guests said that as a retiree, she thought it wasn’t quite right for her to say TGIF since she had not put in a full work week and every day of the week in retirement is pretty much like every other day.  In general, I agree with that position.

However, here in Curmudgeon Central, Friday is a “special day” because Friday manifests itself as Football Friday which identifies that day as different from the other six. Lemony Snicket famously asked:

• “Why Is This Night Different From All Other Nights?”

I will answer for Fridays during the daytime in this part of the world simply by commencing this Football Friday in the usual manner – – reviewing last week’s “Betting Bundle”.

• [Aside:  Until the last two weeks, the “Betting Bundle” has not been embarrassing when subjected to review; however, in the last two weeks the combined record is 1-5-0 which is shameful.]

Anyhow …

• College:  0-0-0   =>   Season:  19-9-0
• NFL:  1-2-0   =>   Season:  18-19-0
• Parlays:  1-1    Profit:  $17    =>  Season:  8-13   Loss:  $130

 

College Football Commentary:

 

Yesterday, Florida State announced a “special board of trustees meeting” to be held today.  Reports are that the major item on the agenda is the Seminoles’ continued presence in the ACC.  That conference represents that it has an “ironclad grant of rights” from all its member schools that cannot be tinkered with until 2036.  Naturally, the terms and conditions of that ironclad document have never been challenged in court, the actual level of “ironcladedness” is still to be ascertained.

Seminoles’ fanboys are still hurting by the fact that undefeated Florida State was bumped from the CFP this year by not one but two teams with a loss on their record.  More than a few commentators who believe that strength of schedule matters in decisions such as the invitation to the CFP can rightly point to the fact that Florida St. did not play a schedule one might characterize as “Murderers’ Row”.  Nevertheless, that is not the motive force behind today’s meeting to consider the collegiate athletics version of “secession”.

As is always the case, the issue is money.  In terms of payments to the various schools in the ACC based on TV rights fees and revenues from the ACC Network, the ACC members get as much as $30M per year less than schools in the Big 10.  One of the trustees tipped his hand as regards his position on today’s agenda item when he was quoted as saying:

 “It’s not a matter of if we leave [the ACC], but how and when we leave.”

So, allow me a flight of fancy here and let me assume that Florida St. finds a way out of its commitment to the ACC.  Where might the Seminoles take up new residence – – assuming that another conference might want them?

• SEC:  Geographically and regarding rivalries, this makes the most sense.  But does Florida want rival Florida St. as a conference foe?  And that would give the SEC an odd number of schools which becomes a scheduling headache.
• Big 10:  Geographically, this makes almost no sense.  Look at the footprint of the Big 10 and ponder these questions:

Is Ohio St. the closest school in the Big 10 to Florida St. or is it Maryland?

How lovely will road trips to Washington and Oregon be?

• Big 12:  The simple question here is, how much more money would Florida St. get as a Big 12member compared to staying in the ACC?  I do not know the answer to that question, but I would be surprised if it was a huge amount.
• Independent:  Florida St. was an independent for much of its football history; it only joined the ACC in 1992 in the middle of Bobby Bowden’s tenure there.  There is no pot of gold in terms of TV revenues for an independent team unless the name is Notre Dame.  I think this is a non-starter of an option.

News out of Oxford MS is that Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss have reached an agreement for a contract extension for Coach Kiffin.  Details of the extension were not announced but state law in Mississippi does not allow state employees – – such as Kiffin – – to get extensions greater than 4 years.  This extension – – if it is indeed for 4 years – – would be a career departure for Lane Kiffin.

Lane Kiffin’s coaching career has been peripatetic to say the least.

• He began his head coaching experience with the then Oakland Raiders in 2007.
• In 2009, he was the head coach at Tennessee.
• He took over the USC job in 2010 and remained there through the 2013 season.
• From 2013 through 2016, he was the Offensive Coordinator at Alabama.
• From there through 2019, Kiffin was the head coach at Florida Atlantic.
• In December 2019, he signed on with Ole Miss.  If he stays through a 4-year extension, he will have been at Ole Miss for 9 years.  Unheard of …

 

NFL Commentary:

 

The NFC South is both pathetic and exciting.  None of the four teams has a winning record as of this morning (pathetic) but three of the four are within one game of one another (exciting).  The Bucs lead the division today with a record of 7-7 (based on tiebreakers) and the Bucs won the division last year with a regular season record of 8-9.  Here is what Bucs ‘coach Todd Bowles had to say about the next three weeks of this year’s regular season:

“It’s the playoffs for everybody right now. We’ve got to show up and do the right things we can to win the game. We’re all banged up, we’re all fighting for spots… I don’t really care where we play at, as long as we get in.”

Tom Brady was not generous in his comments on the quality of NFL football on display this season.  I did some counting and assuming that I got it right, there have been 244 regular season games to date in 2023.  Of those games, 155 of them (69.2%) have been one-score games.  [Aside:  I define “one-score” as 8 or fewer points.]  So, does that large fraction of close games represent league parity or does it mean there are not enough very good teams that can go out and beat up on “the rest of the league” routinely.  It would seem as if Tom Brady is on the side of “not enough good teams”.  The NFL probably likes the parity angle and sponsors who bought ads in late 4^th quarter time slots don’t care about the underlying reason, but they are happy to have reason for fans to stay tuned in to the very end.

The NFL owners held a meeting recently and one announcement coming from that conclave was that there will be a regular season game played in Sao Paolo, Brazil next year.  The league played a regular season game in Germany for the first time this year; next year will give the league exposure in Brazil.  I once watched a Super Bowl game at a sports bar in Sydney, Australia and I will not be surprised if the NFL puts on a game there and finds an interested audience there.

The NFL’s 17-game schedule sets up conveniently for a way to schedule 8 international games.  With an odd number of regular season games for each team, what the league does is to have one conference hold 9 home games one year and then 8 home games in the next year.  Well, if the conference with 9 home games were to be scheduled to play 8 of their conference games overseas, that would send every team in the “9 home-game conference” to another country for one game.  If Sao Paulo demonstrates interest in next year’s game, the league could begin this way:

• Three of the eight overseas games in London
• Two of the eight overseas games in Germany
• One of the eight overseas games in Mexico City
• One of the eight overseas games in Sao Paulo
• One of the eight overseas games in Australia

So, let it be written; so, let it be done …

The time has come for a look at last week’s NFL games:

Panthers 9  Falcons 7:  I told you this was the Dog-Breath Game of the Week last week …  The Falcons scored their TD in the second quarter with about 5 minutes left; they led 7-3 at halftime.  Here are the Falcons’ possessions in the second half:

• 6 plays – – 27 yards – – 3:16 Time of Possession – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – 1 yard – – 0:44 Time of Possession – – FUMBLE
• 11 plays – – 51 yards – – 5:57 Time of Possession – – INT

That’s it; that’s the list.  The Falcons managed about 80 yards of offense and held the ball for about 10 minutes in a full half of a game against a team that was 1-12 at the kickoff.  If the football gods believe in “accountability” they will assure that the Falcons do not win their division after this bed-wetting.  I am now convinced that Desmond Ridder is not a “project” at QB; Desmond Ridder is a “mirage” at QB.

Browns 20  Bears 17:  The Browns are for real; the defense is excellent, and Joe Flacco is playing as if he were a character in a Hollywood movie about a guy who was watching games on his couch until he got an emergency call to come and be the QB of a pro team.  Oh wait; that’s the story of Joe Flacco’s year in 2023.  Here is Flacco’s stat line for the game:

• 28 of 44 for 374 yards with 2 TDs and 3 INTs.

One of those INTs was a ball that bounded off the intended receiver’s hands and into the hands of a nearby defender.  The Browns won this game despite gaining only 29 yards rushing on 18 carries.  The Bears led this game by 10 points in the 4^th quarter and blew it…

Texans 19  Titans 16 (OT):  Case Keenum stepped in for CJ Stroud and won the game for the Texans keeping them in serious contention for a playoff slot.  They outgained the Titans 340 yards to 204 yards.  The Texans’ defense held Derrick Henry to 9 yards rushing on 16 attempts which is pretty awful in and of itself.  But Henry’s long gain for the day was 4 yards meaning he only gained 5 yards on the other 15 carries.  The Texans’ defense sacked Will Levis 7 times.  The Titans led 13-0 early in the second quarter and then did this for the rest of the game:

• 6 plays – – 9 yards – – PUNT
• 5 plays – – 15 yards – – INT
• 3 plays – – minus-17 yards – – PUNT
• 5 plays – – 26 yards – – PUNT
• 8 plays – – 19 yards – – FIELD GOAL
• 6 plays – – 18 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – 1 yard – – PUNT
• 6 plays – – 13 yards – – PUNT (This was possession #1 in OT)
• 5 plays – – 5 yards – – PUNT (This was possession #2 in OT)

Chiefs 27  Pats 17:  This was not a great showing by the Chiefs, but it was good enough to beat a team that is sorely undermanned on offense.  Chiefs’ rookie WR, Rashee Rice, had another really good day catching 9 passes for 91 yards and 1 TD.

Saints 24  Giants 6:  I said last week that I thought the Giants had “emptied the gun” with Tommy DeVito at QB; the league’s defensive coordinators now have film on him to analyze.  It sure seems as if the Saints’ defensive braintrust figured it out in this game; the Saints sacked DeVito 6 times.  Total offense for the Giants was only 193 yards.  The Giants were also 2 of 16 on third down conversions.

Dolphins 30  Jets 0:  The Jets’ OL allowed 6 sacks in the first half of this game; total offense for the Jets was 103 yards and the net passing offense was 80 yards.  At halftime, the Jets trailed 24-0 and had generated a net offense of 4 yards.  The Jets also turned the ball over 4 times in the game to make this even more of a debacle than it would appear.  Playing without Tyreek Hill, the fact that the Dolphins hung 30 points on the Jets’ defense is impressive.

Bucs 34  Packers 20:  The Bucs hold onto first place in the NFC South (via tiebreakers) over the Saints with this win.  The Packers’ playoff hopes took a major hit with this eighth loss; they cannot win the division and there are five teams in the NFC with only 7 losses.  Baker Mayfield lit it up here:

• 22 of 28 for 381 yards with 4 TDs and 0 INTs.

Niners 45  Cards 29:  The Cards outgained the Niners 436 yards to 406 yards and lost by 16 points; in the process, the Cards held the ball for more than 34 minutes in the game.  Two turnovers – – one of which was a Pick-Six – – did not help the Cards’ cause at all.

Rams 28  Commanders 20:  This game was not as close as the score indicates.  The Rams lost 2 fumbles inside the Commanders’ 10-yardline after long drives.  The Rams are clearly a better team than the Commanders.  The Rams gained 445 yards on offense including 196 yards running the ball.  At the half, the Rams had 242 yards of offense to the Commanders 82 yards of offense.  Jacoby Brisset relieved Sam Howell in the game and led the Commanders to 2 TDs; does that mean the Commanders will give up on Howell?  They should not …

Bills 31  Cowboys 10:  The shock here is that the Cowboys’ offense was held to 195 yards with only 106 yards passing.  Even so, the Cowboys had more passing yards than the Bills who only netted 85 yards through the air.  What happened is that the Bills ran the ball down the throat of the Cowboys’ defense gaining 266 yards rushing on 49 attempts.  Notwithstanding this loss, based on other happenings last weekend, the Cowboys are now assured of a playoff slot in the NFC.  The Cowboys are 7-0 at home and only 3-4 on the road this year.  All the talk about Dak Prescott as MVP needs to take a short break here after he posted this rancid stat line:

• 21 of 34 for 134 yards with 0 TDs and 1 INT

Ravens 23  Jags 7:  The Ravens dominated this game from the beginning and this win assures the Ravens of an AFC playoff slot.  This is the third loss in a row for the Jags giving them the same record as the Colts and the Texans, but the Jags remain in the lead in the AFC South via tiebreakers.  The Jags continue to confound regarding their home and road records:

• Jags at Home = 3-5
• Jags Away = 5-1

The Jags all but gave the game away in the first half when they got inside the Ravens’ 40-yard line 4 times.  For their trouble, the Jags netted exactly zero points. They missed two field goals; Trevor Lawrence lost a fumble; and then they gave away a shot at a chip-shot field goal with some horrible clock management at end the first half.

Bengals 27  Vikes 24 (OT):  The Vikes under the direction of Nick Mullens outgained the Bengals by 46 yards in the game; Mullens posted what looks like an impressive stat line until you notice that both INTs were in the Red Zone.  Overall, Mullens went:

• 26 of 33 for 303 yards with 2 TDs and those 2 INTs in the Red Zone.

The Bengals trailed 17-3 at the start of the 4^th quarter; this was a heroic comeback win.  The loss is the 7^th this season for the Vikes meaning they are in a scramble with 4 other NFC teams for a playoff slot.  The Bengals’ win gives them an 8-6 record and keeps them alive in the AFC playoff picture for now.

Colts 30  Steelers 13:  The Colts remain in the playoff picture in the AFC: the Steelers are now only a mathematical possibility.  The Steelers’ offense was a no-show again last week generating only 216 yards for the game.  With 14 minutes to go in the second quarter, the Steelers led 13-0.  After that the offense went into hibernation:

• 3 plays – – 14 yards – – INT
• 6 plays – – 31 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – 9 yards – – HALFTIME
• 1 play – – 2 yards – — FUMBLE
• 3 plays – – minus-2 yards – – PUNT
• 8 plays – – 36 yards – – PUNT
• 7 plays – – 26 yards – – INT
• 4 plays – – minus-8 yards – – TURNOVER ON DOWNS
• 2 plays – – 13 yards – – GAME OVER

Lions 42  Broncos 17:  So, this week the Lions were the bullies and not the bullied.  Here are data to give you a sense of the Lions’ dominance:

• Lions’ Offense = 448 yards   Broncos’ Offense = 287 yards.
• Lions’ rushing = 6.6 yards per carry   Broncos’ rushing = 3.0 yards per carry
• Lions’ Red Zone = 6 for 6 TDs   Broncos’ Red Zone = 2 of 3 for TDs

Here is the offensive output for the Broncos in the first half where they fell behind 21-0:

• 4 plays – – 41 yards – – FUMBLE
• 3 plays – – 1 yard – – PUNT
• 6 plays – – 30 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – minus-12 yards – – PUNT
• 7 plays – – 11 yards – – PUNT
• 1 play – – minus-1 yard – – HALFTIME

Do the math.  The Broncos gained 70 yards on 24 plays in 2 quarters of football …

 

Games This Week:

 

There has been a lot of talk about how important this week’s games are for the handful of players who are in contention for the 2023 MVP Award.  Ordinarily, I prefer to ignore those sorts of speculations until the season is over, but I do want to make one exception.  For this year’s Comeback Player of the Year, my vote – – if I had one – – would have been locked in on Monday night November 13^th.  On that night, Damar Hamlin was active, played in the game and made one tackle.  Later in the season, he doubled those stats giving him 2 tackles in 2 games in 2023.  And for that, Damar Hamlin is my unquestioned choice as the Comeback Player of the Year.  I will listen to no arguments to the contrary!

(Sat 4:30 PM ET) Bengals – 3 at Steelers (38):  The spread opened as a “pick ‘em” game and has trended to the Bengals all week long.  The two teams have been headed in opposite directions over the past month with the Bengals on a three-game winning streak and the
Steelers losing three in a row.  Mitchell Trubisky goes to the bench this week in favor of Mason Rudolph; I have no idea if that is an upgrade, a downgrade or just a lateral arabesque.  The Bengals will be without Jamar Chase for the game; that is a downgrade for the Bengals’ offense.  Count this as an elimination game for the Steelers.  The Bengals need the win to continue their favorable positioning in the AFC wildcard race.  AFC North games are always fun to watch and this one should be no exception.

(Sat 8:30 PM ET) Bills – 13 at Chargers (44):  This line has flown all over the place this week.  It opened with the Bills as 9-point favorites; then it soared to 14 points and even 14.5 points around Tuesday and early Wednesday.  Then came a flow of “Chargers money” dropping the line to 11 at which point “Bills’ money” showed up again and settled the line between 12.5 and 13.5 depending on which book you are looking at.  The Bills’ offense has been clicking recently and the Chargers’ defense is porous to say the least.  I am tempted by the OVER because I think there is a reasonable chance that the Bills will score in the high 30s here, but I will resist that because I fear the football equivalent of what Wall Street calls the “dead cat bounce” – – if you drop a dead cat from high enough, it will bounce a little bit once it lands.  Wall St. thinks about that as financially troubled stocks crater in value; I worry about it in the NFL sense when a bad team fires its coach, and the bad team puts it together for a game or two and looks less bad.

Colts at Falcons – 2.5 (44.5):  I gave this game a passing thought as the Dog-Breath Game of the Week because neither team is fun to watch.  However, the game is important to both teams regarding their playoff aspirations this season, so I dropped that thought.  The Falcons will start Taylor Heinicke in favor of Desmond Ridder here; the Colts will continue to go with “The 2023 Gardner Minshew Experience”.  If you think you have a handle on the outcome of this game, teach me how to read the entrails of goats.

Packers – 5 at Panthers (37):  Two weeks ago, the Packers looked like a shoo-in for a wild card slot in the NFC playoffs – – and then proceeded to lose 2 games in a row.  They remain “in the hunt” but it is not clear to me whether they are predators or prey at this juncture.  What I know is that the Panthers’ offense has been putrid all year long and has not scored an offensive TD in the last two games – – coaching change notwithstanding.  The key here is for the Packers to stop the Panthers from running the football because the Packers’ defense has been vulnerable to the run all season long.

Browns – 1.5 at Texans (40.5):  Here is a stat I ran across earlier this week:

• The Texans are 4-1 against teams who arrive at the kickoff with winning records.  Only two teams are better so far this year:
• The Niners are 5-0 and the Ravens are 5-1 against such opponents.
• That is lofty company for the 2023 Houston Texans.

Oh, by the way, the Browns have a winning record as of this morning …  This game has serious implications for both teams and their playoff hopes.  I love the Texans as a storyline for the 2023 NFL season, but I like the Browns storyline too; I think the Browns’ defense wins this one; I’ll take the Browns to win and cover on the road; put that in the “Betting Bundle”.

Seahawks – 3 at Titans (41):  The Titans’ QB is a game-time decision.  Will Levis hurt his ankle last week after taking 7 sacks against the Texans; the Titans may need to go back to Ryan Tannehill for this game.  Geno Smith is set to return for the Seahawks this week.  The Titans are eliminated from the playoff chase, but the Seahawks took a big step forward last week with their win at home over the Eagles.  Another win puts them in a positive position; a loss would be difficult to overcome.

Commanders at Jets – 3 (37):  Here you have it, folks; this is the Dog-Breath Game of the Week.  The two teams line up at the kickoff with a combined record of 9-19.  In addition, consider all this:

• The Jets are last in the NFL in Total Offense and average only 14.4 points per game.
• The Commanders are last in the NFL in Total Defense and give up 30.2 points per game.

As Frank Sinatra sang:

“Somethin’s gotta give; somethin’s gotta give’ somethin’s gotta give …”

As an added element of putrescence for the game, the Jets will start Trevor Siemian at QB; he will be the fourth Jets’ starting QB of this season.  With Zach Wilson questionable due to concussion protocol, Siemian’s backup would be Brett Rypien.  I wonder what the OVER/UNDER line for Total Punts in the Game might be…?

Lions – 3 at Vikes (47):  The Vikes’ defense under the tutelage of Brian Flores blitzes more often than any other team this year and their success with their blitzes is what fuels the defense,  The Lions are second in the NFL in rushing offense and if the Lions can run the ball effectively it will limit the effectiveness of the Vikes’ blitzes and minimize the opportunities for the Vikes to deploy them.  The Lions can wrap up the NFC North title with a win here; a loss for the Vikes is not fatal to their playoff chances – – but a loss will hurt.  If you like trends:

• The Vikes have covered five games in a row when they were the underdog.
• The Vikes are the underdog here.

Jags at Bucs – 2 (40):  The spread opened with the Jags as 3-point favorites; then came reports that Trevor Lawrence was in the concussion protocol and the line shifted almost immediately to this number.  The fact that it has remained there tells me that the betting public expects Lawrence to miss the game this week.  If so, it will be the first time in his NFL career than he has not been the starting QB for the Jags,  This is a big game for both teams; the Bucs have won 3 in a row and lead the NFC South based on tiebreakers but need a win to maintain that position; the Jags have lost 3 games in a row and have squandered their lead in the AFC South such that they now have the same record (8-6) as the Colts and the Texans in that division.

Cowboys at Dolphins – 1 (49.5):  The spread opened with the Cowboys as 1-point favorites, and it has bounced around between those two numbers all week.  A huge question for this game is the availability of Tyreek Hill for the Dolphins; reports say he was a “full participant” in practice with the team this week.  I guess that means he will play…  Both teams’ scoring average is more than 30 points per game – – and so I wonder why the Total Line is as low as it is and has been steady around that level all week.  The Cowboys’ road-game troubles have been chronicled to death and this is a road-game for the Cowboys against a team with a solid winning record.  Can they find a cure for their “road-game aversion”?  Maybe the oddsmakers are sucking me in here, but I think this game goes OVER the Total Line comfortably; put that in the “Betting Bundle:”

Cards at Bears – 4 (43.5):  This could have been the Dog-Breath Game of the Week; it is little consequence and neither team is a compelling attraction.  Both teams have a shot at owning the Overall #1 pick in the draft next year thanks to the Bears’ acquisition of the Panther’s pick.  So, losing this game is not much of a setback for either team.

(Sun Nite) Pats at Broncos – 6 (34):  The Total Line opened at 36 points and has been eroding all week long; you can find it at 33.5 points at one sportsbook this morning.  Frankly, I have no idea how the Pats are going to move the ball effectively against the Broncos’ defense; the Pats’ offense is anemic at best.  The weather forecast says there could be snow in Denver this weekend with accumulations up to 5 inches.  That should not assist the Pats’ offense even a little bit. The Broncos still have hope for the playoffs and should be motivated beyond the level for the Pats; I’ll take the Broncos at home to win and cover; put that in the “Betting Bundle”.

(Mon 1:00 PM ET) Raiders at Chiefs – 11 (41):  This is a rivalry game that goes back to the origins of the old AFL in the 60s.  Since Patrick Mahomes arrived in KC, the Chiefs are 10-1 against the Raiders.  The Chiefs will be the AFC West champions if they win here; I believe the Raiders will be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs with a loss.

(Mon 4 :30 PM ET) Giants at Eagles – 13.5 (42.5):  Given the way the Eagles have been playing over the last month, I would be hard pressed to make them a 13.5-point favorite over a USFL team.  Last week, the Eagles unveiled a new defensive play caller, and that change produced no new results.  The Giants also stunk out the joint last week (see above) gaining less than 200 yards passing and allowing Tommy DeVito to be sacked 7 times.  Motivation for this game is both simple and subtle:

• The Eagles are in the playoffs for sure; the Giants are out of the playoffs for sure.
• The Eagles can lead the NFC East with a win and a Cowboys’ loss.
• The Giants can avoid – – for now – – double-digit losses in the season with a win.

(Mon Nite) Ravens at Niners – 5.5 (47):  As if you needed any clarification, this is the Game of the Week.  In fact, if I were to make a Super Bowl prediction, I would say that this is the pairing we will see come February 2024.  The Ravens’ defense leads the NFL in points allowed (16.1 points per game).  The Niners’ offense averages 30.4 points per game (3^rd in the NFL).  The Ravens have won 4 games in a row; the Niners have won 6 games in a row – – and all 6 of those wins were double-digit wins.  The Niners have already wrapped up the NFC West title; they have their eye on the #1 seed in the NFC playoffs with all their playoff games coming at home.  The Ravens lead the Browns by 2 games in the AFC North this morning with 3 games left to play; that puts them in great shape for a division title, but they too want the #1 seed in their playoff bracket, and they lead the Dolphins by 1 game in that chase.  Count this game as appointment viewing …

So let me review the “Betting Bundle”:

• Browns – 1.5 over Texans
• Cowboys/Dolphins OVER 49.5
• Broncos – 6 over Pats.

And just for fun, here are two Money Line Parlays:

• Bengals @ minus-150
• Browns @ minus-145  $100 wager to win $182.

And …

• Jets @ minus-160
• Bears @ minus-205   $100 wager to win $142.

            Finally, here is a cathartic comment from former Ohio St. head coach, Woody Hayes:

“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

In May 2018, the US Supreme Court declared PASPA – – the Professional And Amateur Sports Protection Act – – unconstitutional.  No need to relitigate the issues in the case, but the ruling opened the doors for any states in the US that wanted to legalize wagering on sports were free to do so.  PASPA had prevented that prior to May 2018.

So, what has transpired in the more than 5 years since that Supreme Court ruling?  Well, for one thing it showed that whatever evil PASPA was protecting sports from seems minor at best.  Gambling on professional and amateur sports opened up to various states has not wrought havoc with those sports nor have there been myriad betting scandals.  What has happened is that legislatures in 37 states have passed laws enabling or authorizing sports betting in those states.

Interestingly, the two most populous states – – California and Texas – – are not part of the list of states with legal sports gambling.  Please note that I said legal sports gambling because you may be certain that there is plenty of sports gambling taking place in California and Texas in venues other than a sanctioned sportsbook within the borders of those two states.  California had two sports gambling items on the ballot as voter referendums in 2023 and both were defeated badly.

To give you an idea of how popular sports gambling is in the US, consider these data:

• In 2018 when sports gambling was confined to Nevada and Delaware, Americans bet $4.6B on sports.
• In 2022 with sportsbooks open in 37 states, Americans bet 93.2B on sports.

Shifting gears …  As of this morning the McNeese St. women’s basketball team has a record of 5-9 for the season.  Looking at the results of their games, one might conclude that they are in some strange middle ground when it comes to their place in the women’s basketball hierarchy.  Consider these scores:

• Baylor 124
• McNeese St.  44

And …

• K-State 101
• McNeese St.  39

And …

• LSU 133
• McNeese St.  44

Those shellackings might lead you to conclude that McNeese St is as bad as it gets in women’s college basketball until you look at these other results:

• McNeese St.  102
• Ecclesia  28

And …

• McNeese St.  107
• North American 77

It seems to me that the McNeese St. Cowgirls are too good to be lumped in with the likes of “schools you have never heard of” and also, they are too bad to try to compete against Big-12 or SEC competition.  Maybe they need to pick their lane…

Next up …  Do you recall back in 2021 when MLB moved its All-Star Game from Atlanta to Denver in the wake of a new Georgia voting law that upset many civil rights advocates who said the law had the potential to restrict access to voting for minority groups.  Let me be clear on two points:

1. I believe that every US citizen over the age of 18 should be able to vote in any election where he/she is eligible to vote.
2. I do not believe that MLB’s decision to move that All-Star Game granted access to voting to a single minority voter who might have been denied a vote in Georgia.

And in case you missed it, MLB has decided to play the 2025 All-Star Game in Atlanta.

Last item for today …  The NY Jets activated Aaron Rodgers from Injured Reserve and put him on the 53-man active list.  Coach Saleh said he will not play in any of the Jets final three games now that the Jets are mathematically eliminated from the AFC playoffs, but that Rodgers will remain on the 53-man active roster because:

“… it’s all a part of his rehab, and just having him out on the football field is a plus for everyone. It’s a plus for him, it’s a plus for his teammates, so we’re going to keep him on the 53.”

Granted, I do not have any pipeline of information pouring out of the Jets’ locker room, but it does seem like a waste of an active roster spot.  If Rodgers had not been hinting for months that he wanted to try to play for real in the late season Jets’ games, would they have even thought about such a move.  If so, and if he injures his Achilles again in “active roster drills” next week, will the Jets replace him with Joe Namath on their active roster?  If not, why not’?

Finally, let me close with this from G. K. Chesterton:

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

In case anyone was wondering why there was no rant yesterday, it is because we had an equipment failure in the system that gives us home Internet service.  But thanks to a competent and quick Verizon technician who came this morning, I am back on the air again.

A week ago, the Chargers fired their coach, Brandon Staley, and their GM, Tom Telasco, in the wake of losing to the Raiders and giving up 63 points in the process.  On the one hand, this is not hugely surprising.  That loss is an embarrassment, and it comes less than a year after a loss by the Chargers in the playoffs after they led the Jags 27-0 at halftime.  The reason I was mildly surprised is that the Chargers’ owner, Dean Spanos, is not known as someone who looks to have to pay someone not to coach his football team.  But in this case, he swallowed a year left on Staley’s contract and moved on.

This makes 3 NFL teams who have made an in-season coaching change in 2023.  The Raiders and the Panthers also have different coaches now from the ones who started the season back in September.  The Raiders are highly unlikely to make the playoffs; the Panthers are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs; the Chargers are a game behind the Raiders so you can basically count them out too.  I mention this because over the years, only a very few in-season coaching changes have made a big positive difference in team performance.

Nevertheless, the Chargers’ change spawned a lot of speculation about other NFL coaches who could/should be fired immediately – – if not sooner.  Here are five coaches who have been called out as being on a short leash.  I have put them in alphabetical order lest anyone suspect that I am prioritizing this in any way:

• Bill Belichick:  His record with the Pats is a gaudy 265-119 but the team has been a disappointment for several years now and has been only slightly better than fetid in 2023.  He has one year left on his contract with the Pats, but I doubt if that would be much of a factor as Robert Kraft thinks about retaining or not retaining Belichick’s services in 2024.  The question I would ask is simple; the Pats’ record in 2023 is currently 3-11; it is two games worse than any other team in the AFC.  So, what is there to be gained by firing the coach now?  Maybe the owner will decide to fire him in January, but there seems to be nothing to gain over the next three weeks.
• [Aside:  IF Robert Kraft decides to fire Belichick – – now or in January – – he needs to announce the new coach 24 hours after the presser that announces the firing.  If you fire one of the best coaches in the history of the NFL, you must do it with a new candidate in mind and not as the beginning of a search process that could take a month.]
• Matt Eberflus:  His record with the Bears is an unimpressive 8-23.  However, the Bears have a far more fundamental situation to address and assess than Eberflus’ coaching capabilities.  The Bears need to decide once and for all if Justin Fields is their QB of the future; and if he is, they must improve the talent level of the skill players around him.  If he is not, then the Bears need to draft a QB this year and get an Offensive Coordinator and Quarterbacks Coach who can begin the new guy’s developmental processes.  Spend the next three weeks working on that stuff and not firing the coach.
• Ron Rivera:  His record with the Commanders – under a variety of team names – is 26-37-1.  He has one year left on a 5-year contract as the coach and director of football stuff for the team.  I said before that Rivera cannot remain in his GM role with the team because the roster he constructed is flawed to say the very least.  I suspect that his recent decision to fire the Defensive Coordinator and the DB Coach will not work to his benefit regarding maintaining his job in the new year.  After firing those guys, Rivera took over defensive play calling and game planning.  The result of his taking on those roles is that the team’s defense gave up even more points than they had been giving up.  The Commanders’ final regular season game this year is on January 7^th; I will be surprised if Rivera is still the coach on January 9^th, but there is nothing tangible to be gained by firing him now.
• Robert Saleh:  His record with the Jets is a not-so-good 16-32.  He is signed as the Jets’ coach through 2026 which makes firing him now or even in January financially burdensome.  Saleh – – and GM, Joe Douglas – – have built an excellent defensive team; on offense, they need an infusion of talent and a healthy Aaron Rodgers to play QB for them.  The Jets’ QB situation has been disastrous ever since Joe Namath’s knees gave out; Saleh has had to trot out Zach Wilson, Tim Boyle, Trevor Siemian, Mike White etc. and that is not conducive to building a winning record.  My opinion: the Jets would be nuts to fire Saleh now or in January.
• Arthur Smith:  His record with the Falcons is 20-28.  Meh!  I cannot find reliable sources regarding his contract with the team so I have no idea if it would be financially burdensome to fire him now or in January.  I will say that Smith came to the team with an “offensive pedigree” and usually teams led by “offensive coaches” are “fun to watch”.  The Falcons are not fun to watch; they are a slog.  The signature loss by the Falcons just last week to the previously 1-win Panthers by a score of 9-7 can easily be portrayed as a firing offense for an NFL coach.  However, the Falcons are only a game behind the division leading Bucs in a sorry-assed NFC South.  Is “disruption” the Falcons’ path to the playoffs?  If the owner wants to fire Smith in January, I will have no strong objection, but I think an immediate firing makes little sense.

Finally, here is a quote from novelist, Peter De Vries about confession; I think it also applies to NFL owners firing coaches in mid-season:

“Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff – it is a palliative rather than a remedy.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Let me lead today with a personal note/announcement.  Over the weekend, I had a birthday and that birthday inducted me as a member in good standing of the Octogenarian Club.  I hear it is an exclusive entity – – but its benefits are not clearly stated.    One day at a time …

I received a call from #2 son last weekend for two reasons; the first was to wish me a happy birthday and the second was to tell me about a happening in an international cricket match that he knew I would miss.  Let me set the stage here:

• On a trip to Australia in 2012, our tour leader patiently and in great detail explained the rules and the scoring of cricket to me.  By the time I left to go home, I had the most rudimentary understanding of the game.
• When our plane landed at Dulles Airport, I probably retained 90% of that rudimentary understanding.
• Today, it is probably at 5%.

The story here deals with an international cricket match between Sri Lanka and Bangladesh.  A Sri Lankan batter was “timed out” – – which in an analogy to American baseball means he was declared out and sent back to the dugout – – because he was not ready to bat within 2 minutes of being on the pitch (field).  The chin strap on his helmet broke as he was tightening it and by the time he got a new one and adjusted it and the like, more than 3 minutes had elapsed.  Evidently, there is a 2-minute clock in cricket and when the Bangladesh bowler – – the analog is a pitcher in MLB – – asked the umpire to “dismiss” the batter, the umpire consulted with his colleagues and sent the batter off.

I can anticipate your thought at this point:

• Why is this interesting?

Glad you asked, this is indeed the rule in cricket.  However, this batter – – named Angelo Matthews – – is the first batter ever to be “timed out” and “dismissed” in an international cricket match, and international cricket has been played since 1844.

Here in the US, there was a lot of sturm und drang over the idea of instituting a “pitch clock” in baseball.  In cricket, which many consider to be an ancestor of baseball, they have had a “batter clock” on the books for 180 years and just now was the first enforced violation of that rule.

Another unusual sporting situation happened over the weekend.  In an English Premier League game between Luton Town and Bournemouth, the Luton Town captain, Tom Lockyer suffered cardiac arrest on the pitch in the second half of the game.  Fortunately, medical personnel were able to attend to him and Lockyer was reported to be “stable and undergoing further tests” in a nearby hospital.  As I read the reports of this incident, I got to this point and thought that it was great that the medics were as successful/competent as they must have been, and I recalled the Damar Hamlin incident from a year ago in the Bills/Bengals game.

However, in the later part of the report about the EPL game, it turns out that this is Lockyer’s second cardiac arrest incident.  Earlier this year, Lockyer also collapsed on the pitch in the game that Luton Town won that earned them promotion to the Premier League.  Over the summer he underwent heart surgery, cleared rehab and returned to the team.  Now this …  I hope this sequence of events is not an omen regarding Damar Hamlin and his future health status.

• Absit omen!

The EPL made the rational decision to “abandon” the game with the score tied at 1-1.  I do wonder how they might handle that in the final standings for this year given that Luton Town is currently in the relegation zone but has had one less game recorded in the standings than the rest of the league.

• At the end of the year, will this game count as a draw?
• Will it be replayed from the start?
• Will it take up from where it was “abandoned”?
• Will it just be ignored?

Moving on …  Kyle McCord was the starting QB for Ohio St. in every game in 2023.  Yesterday, McCord announced that he has decided to transfer to Syracuse next year.  His season stats were 3,170 yards passing with 24 TDs and 6 INTs and those numbers seem positive to me.  So, I am a bit surprised that he would choose to take a step down from Ohio St. to Syracuse – – no offense to Syracuse fans but in the hierarchy of college football over the last 40 years …

Finally, as I contemplate writing these rants at the start of my ninth decade in residence on this planet, let me close with these words by English author, Jerome K. Jerome:

“I like work; it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Earlier this week, my long-suffering wife and I hosted friends for dinner.  Our guests are “irregular readers” of these rants and as they were leaving after dinner, one of them asked me for an “advance look” at what might be the topic for the next day’s rant.  My answer was that I had no idea – – and rarely do – – what I would focus on until I sat down to attack the keyboard.  The one exception is Thursday evenings, I know then that tomorrow will be a Football Friday.

And today is Friday so let me begin – – as usual – – with a review of last week’s highly embarrassing “Betting Bundle”:

• College  =  0-0-0   =>   Season  =  19-9-0
• NFL  =  0-3-0   =>   Season  =  17-17-0
• Parlays  0-1  Loss  =  $100   =>  Season  7-12  Loss  = $147

Undaunted, I shall press on …

 

College Football Commentary:

 

Earlier this week, Tulane announced and introduced its new head football coach, Jon Sumrall.  Tulane needed a new coach because last year’s coach, Willie Fritz, took the job at Houston; Sumrall comes to Tulane after a couple of highly successful seasons at Troy.  Normally, a coaching change at a Group of Five school is not particularly noteworthy but at his introduction – in and among all the boilerplate/scripted lines and phrases – – Sumrall said this:

“We are going to make the college football playoff and we are going to win it.”

This year, Tulane will take part in the Military Bowl in Annapolis, MD on December 27^th with Va Tech as the opponent.  It is a big step from there to winning the CFP which will expand to 12 teams next year.

Jayden Daniels (QB LSU) won the Heisman Trophy for 2023.  He is the second LSU QB to win that award in the last 5 seasons; Joe Burrow won the award in 2019.  I said previously that I would have voted for Marvin Harrison, Jr. if I had a vote but that if a QB was to win the award again this year, my choice would have been Jayden Daniels.

Some of the schedules for next year have already been released.  I was scanning a couple and did a double-take when I saw the schedule for the University of Florida.  Next year’s Gators need to strap on the helmets extra tight:

• Florida has 3 out of conference games – – Miami, Samford and UCF.  Samford should be a glorified scrimmage, but Miami and UCF will put up a fight.
• Florida has 5 games in the month of November – – Georgia, Texas, LSU, Ole Miss and Florida St.  No tiptoeing through the tulips there …

 

NFL Commentary:

 

The LA Chargers will have to finish the season without their QB, Justin Herbert who underwent surgery on a broken index finger on this throwing hand.  His replacement last week was Easton Stick.  In case you are not familiar with his CV let me give you a thumbnail:

• Last week in relief of Herbert, he was 13 of 24 for 179 yards with 0 TDs and 0 INTs.
• Prior to that work, his only appearance in an NFL game was in 2020 and he attempted 1 pass then, completed it for 4 yards – – and that’s it.
• He was a four-year player at Division 1-AA, North Dakota St. and joined the Chargers in 2018.
• He is 28 years old.
• There is no way you might conclude that the Chargers have “rushed him” into action.

Easton Stick is another example of a point I tried to make before; the position of “Backup QB” has become very important in the NFL.  I do not have the interest to go team by team to list all the backup QBs who have been pressed into action this year but let me just name the ones that come immediately to mind without any searching:

1. Tyson Bagent
2. Tim Boyle
3. Jake Browning
4. Tommy DeVito
5. Josh Dobbs
6. Joe Flacco
7. Will Levis
8. Davis Mills
9. Gardner Minshew
10. Nick Mullens
11. Aidan O’Connell
12. Tyrod Taylor
13. Dorian Thompson-Robinson
14. Mitchell Trubisky
15. Clayton Tune
16. Zach Wilson
17. Jameis Winston
18. Bailey Zappe

As if that list is not scary enough, look at this week’s schedule when we get to it and try to recall who started at QB for every team in Week 1.  Almost 40% of the league has had to make a change.   However, before any of the “trauma injury activists” out there decide to crank this up as an evil of the expanded 17-game NFL schedule, please recall that all this pillage and destruction of QBs happened within 13 potential NFL contests for all of the QBs listed here.

The Circa is a relatively new hotel/casino/sportsbook in Las Vegas; it is the home of VSIN broadcasting network and it boasts the largest sportsbook seating area in the world.  The Circa started an NFL survival pool at the start of the 2023 season; the entry fee was $1000.  There were over 9000 entries so the last man standing will take home $9.2M.  From that starting group of about 9200 folks, there are a total of only 13 survivors as of this week …

As of this morning, I think the Chicago Bears are the most interesting story in the NFL.  It has been a while since the Bears have won a playoff game; since the start of the millennium, the Bears have only had 7 winning seasons; in 2023, their record stands as 5-8.  Why is that interesting?

Well, the Bears seem to be putting things together and Justin Fields is beginning to play at a high level much more predictably than he did in the past.  Last year, the Bears were 3-14 but they stuck with Fields and did not draft a QB.  In fact, they traded their high pick to the Panthers and one of the pieces of that trade was this year’s Panthers’ first round pick.  As of this morning the Bears will own the overall #1 pick in the draft.  If they stuck with Fields after last season, it is hard to imagine that the Bears would jettison him now and draft a rookie QB; so, maybe the Bears might add Marvin Harrison, Jr. as a weapon for Fields to use as needed?  Another possibility would be to trade that overall #1 pick – remember the Bears still have a pick of their own in Round One – and acquire several picks to add to the roster.

The remaining schedule for the Bears presents an interesting picture:

• At Browns – – Joe Flacco has been great for the last two games; can he keep it up?
• Vs. Cards – – Bears will be favored at home
• Va. Falcons – – Bears will be favored at home
• At Packers

If the Bears manage to win this week and hold serve against the Cards and Falcons, they would be 8-8 heading to Green Bay for the final game of the year possibly with a playoff berth on the line.

That is why I think the Chicago Bears are the most interesting story in the NFL this morning…

Let me review some of last week’s games:

Saints 28  Panthers 6:  Another example of a head coach being fired and the team continuing to lose despite the change.  The Panthers outgained the Saints 303 yards to 207 yards and lost by 22 points; that does not happen often.  It takes a special kind of ineptitude to do that.    Looking at the overall stats, it is difficult to see how the Panthers lost:

• Panthers’ Time of Possession = 34:50  Saints’ Time of Possession = 25:10
• Panthers’ Turnovers = 2  Saints’ Turnovers = 1

Here is the stat that could explain everything, The Panthers went for it on fourth down seven times in the game and only converted once.  This win puts the Saints in a three-way tie atop the NFC South; the loss puts the Panthers in last place in the NFC South and it makes the Panthers the only NFC team mathematically eliminated from the playoffs already.

Bengals 34  Colts 14:  The score was tied 14-14 at the half.  The Bengals continued to score in the second half while the Colts eschewed their opportunities.

Browns 31  Jags 27:  Joe Flacco turned in an excellent performance, especially considering he had been with the team for about an hour and half.  Here is Flacco’s stat line:

• 26 of 45 for 311 yards with 3 TDs and 1 INT

The Jags maintained their lead in the AFC South because the Colts lost, and the Texans also lost last weekend.

Bears 28  Lions 13:  Justin Fields acquitted himself nicely in this game:

• 19 of 33 for 223 yards with 1 TD and 0 INTs – – PLUS – –
• 12 carries for 58 yards with 1 TD

The Lions still have a comfortable 2-game lead in the NFC North, but the Lions have not played well since Thanksgiving.  The score was 13-10 at the half; the Lions received the kickoff in the third quarter and here are the results of their drives in the third quarter:

• 3 plays – – 4 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – 7 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – minus-1 yard – – PUNT
• 2 plays – – 6 yards – – FUMBLE

That is the sort of “Lions football” fans would recognize over the  past 30 years or so…

Jets 30  Texans 6:  I said last week that DeMeco Ryans would have to work to be sure his team did not take the Jets lightly.  Well, the Jets put on an offensive eruption here; this is the second-highest point total for the Jets this season.  In fact, over the previous 6 games, the Jets had averaged only 9.7 points per game.  The Texans only managed 175 yards on offense (58 yards passing) for the game while the Jets amassed 347 yards.  Zach Wilson had 302 yards passing with 2 TDs and no INTs.  Wow!  Even worse news for the Texans is that CJ Stroud was in the concussion protocol and had to be replaced by Davis Mills last week.

Ravens 37  Rams 31 (OT):  This was the game on in my viewing area in the early Sunday time slot and it was one of the more interesting games of the season.  It was back and forth for the entire game.  For the 60 minutes of regulation time, the largest lead in the game was 5 points and there were 9 lead changes.  The loss – – breaking a 3-game winning streak for the Rams – – puts the Rams 4 games behind the Niners in the NFC West which is virtually insurmountable with only 4 games left to play.  In terms of a wild card slot, the Rams are “in the mix” but are not “sitting pretty.  Meanwhile the Ravens are 10-3 this morning and have the best record in the AFC.

Bucs 29  Falcons 25:  I have no rooting interest in the Bucs and I have no particular dislike for the Falcons, but I wanted the Bucs to win this game as I saw the Saints were toasting the Panthers.  In the squishy-soft NFC South there is a three-way tie for the division lead and all three teams are below .500.  For now:

• Saints are in third place with a poorer division record than the Falcons or Bucs.
• Falcons are in second place with a poorer conference record than the Bucs.
• Bucs are in first place – – by default.

The Falcons lost this game despite outgaining the Bucs 434 yards to 290 yards.  Mike Evans had an uncharacteristically bad day catching only one pass for 8 yards.

Vikings 3  Raiders 0:  No, these teams did not take Mr. Peabody’s Wayback Machine in order to play the game in the 1940s.  However, the two teams combined to produce only 433 yards of offense in the game.  The two teams also combined to punt the ball 17 times in the game.  The lone score in the game was a 56-yard field goal with 2 minutes remaining.  The interesting thing about the Vikes this morning is that they are two games behind the Lions in the NFC North race – – AND – – the Vikes and Lions play each other twice between now and the end of the season.

Niners 28  Seahawks 16:  The Niners outgained the Seahawks 527 yards to 324 yards; normally, that level of dominance yields a win by more than 12 points.  The Niners were clearly the better team on the field here.  The win gives the Niners a record of 10-3 which is the same record held by the Cowboys and the Eagles – – but the Niners have already beaten both the Cowboys and the Eagles head-to-head.  With this win, the Niners have clinched a playoff slot.

Cowboys 33  Eagles 13:  Here is another game where one team (Cowboys) was clearly the better team on the field.  The Eagles’ TD came on a Scoop-and-score; the offense only managed 2 field goals in the game.  The Cowboys forced 3 turnovers in the game and outgained the Eagles by 70 yards.  Cowboys’ rookie kicker, Brandon Aubrey kicked 3 field goals in the game from 50 yards, 59 yards and 60 yards.  In the history of the NFL, no kicker has had a game where he hit two field goals of 59+ yards.

Pats 21  Steelers 18:  The Steelers’ offense came to life two weeks ago and gained more than 400 yards in a game.  Last week, the Steelers’ offense reverted to non-productive status gaining only 264 yards.  Bailey Zappe was the Pats’ QB in the game and posted this impressive stat line:

• 19 of 28 for 240 yards with 3 TDs and 1 INT

The Pats led 21-10 at the half and never scored again.  Here are the Steelers’ possessions in the second half trying to erase an 11-point deficit:

• 11 plays – – 32 yards – – PUNT
• 3 plays – – 7 yards – – PUNT
• 4 plays – – 9 yards – – TURNOVER ON DOWNS
• 4 plays – – 26 yards – – TOUCHDOWN
• 7 plays – – 13 yards – – PUNT
• 6 plays – – 22 yards – – TURNOVER ON DOWNS
• 2 plays – – 45 yards – – END OF GAME

Despite the win, the Pats are officially eliminated from the AFC playoffs as of today.  C’est la guerre …

Giants 24  Packers 22:  Don’t look now, but the Giants have won three games in a row.  They won this one by running the ball 34 times for 209 yards (6.1 yards per carry).  It was not a pretty game; the two teams combined to turn the ball over 5 times.

Titans 28  Dolphins 27:  The Dolphins led by two scores with 3 minutes left in the game and gave up two TDs and a two-point conversion in that span.  The Dolphins still lead the AFC East by 2 games, but they are a game behind the Ravens in the race for the #1 seed in the AFC playoffs.  That is important because the Dolphins are better at home than they are on the road.  Will Levis put on a show for the Titans in this game:

• 23 of 38 for 327 yards with 1 TD and 1 INT

The Dolphins won the turnover battle 3 to 1 but that was not enough to secure a victory.

As of today, the four lowest scoring teams in the NFL are:

1. Pats – – 169 points
2. Giants – – 183 points
3. Panthers – – 197 points
4. Jets – – 201 points.

As a testament to the adage that “On any given Sunday …”, three of those four teams won lasts week; only the Panthers lost.

Just to let you know, Sam Howell was not sacked at all last week – – because the Commanders had a BYE Week.  Going into this week’s action, Howell has been sacked 58 times in 13 games and that projects to just shy of the all-time NFL record.  Stay tuned…  The Commanders’ final four games are:

• At Rams
• At Jets
• Vs Niners
• Vs Cowboys

Those final three opponents play a lot of defense…

 

Games this Week:

 

BYE Weeks are a thing of the past in this regular season; everyone is in action from here until the start of the playoffs.  This week is the first of two Saturdays with a full day of NFL action.

About 60 years ago, Dinah Washington sang:

“What a difference a day makes.

Twenty-four little hours …”

I found myself humming that little tune last night watching the Raiders beat the Chargers 63-21.  That was the same Raiders’ team that was shut out and lost a game 3-0 last Sunday (see above).  Of course, the generosity of the Chargers in terms of turnovers and short fields played a part in this debacle, but the Raiders took advantage of the turnovers and led 42-0 at halftime. To give you a flavor of the shellacking here:

• Four times the Raiders began a drive in Chargers’ territory.  All four drives resulted in a Raider TD.
• The Raiders scored on a “Scoop-and-score”.
• The Raiders scored on a “Pick-Six”.

For the record, the Total Line for the Raiders/Chargers game last night was 36 points.  Anyone who bet the UNDER could have ripped up the ticket before halftime.

There is always line movement for games as the week progresses and as news about injuries or whatever hits the street.  It seems to me that there are no more line movements this week than usual, but the movements this week seem larger than usual.  Whatever …  Here are the numbers.

(Sat Early PM) Vikes at Bengals – 3.5 (40):  The spread opened with the Vikes as one-point favorites, but the line quickly flipped to the Bengals as favorites and then climbed to this level.  Both teams are 7-6 and both are relevant in the playoff discussion – – even though I cannot fathom how that is the case.  Back in September if you told me that this game would be Nick Mullens versus Jake Browning, I would have assumed that it would be a candidate for the Dog-Breath Game of the Week.  Instead, this is an important game for the playoffs in both conferences.

(Sat Late PM) Steelers at Colts – 1.5 (41):  Both teams would be in the playoffs if the season had ended last week; that will almost assuredly not be the case for the loser of this game come Sunday morning.  Neither team is “fun to watch” but this is a playoff game of sorts here in mid-December.

(Sat Nite) Broncos at Lions – 4.5 (48):  The Lions have lost two of their last three games and have not played well since Thanksgiving; they lead their division but are trending down and not up in the latter part of the regular season.  The Broncos are the opposite.  They do not lead their division but have been playing much better in recent weeks than they did at the beginning of the season.  The Broncos will be playing their third road game in a row here.

Falcons – 3 at Panthers (34):  This game was my runner-up as the Dog-Breath Game of the Week, but this is a must-win for the Falcons, so I’ll cut the game some slack.  After this game, the three remaining games for the Falcons look to be toss-ups.  If they lose here, they should probably hang things up for the year.  The Panthers enter the game with a 1-12 record having been outscored by 144 points over the season.  Normally, in low scoring games, I prefer to take the points but the problem with the Panthers is that their offense just doesn’t score; give me the Falcons to win and cover on the road against a bad opponent; put that in the “Betting Bundle.”

Bears at Browns – 3 (38): The Bears have won three of their last four games and have impressed in each game (see above).  The trade deadline acquisition of Montez Sweat seems to have been an energy tonic for the Bears’ defense.  The Browns’ defense is for real; that unit is capable of keeping the Browns in a game against any opponent and Joe Flacco had a brilliant outing last week for the Browns.  Both teams are still playoff-relevant, but the loser here may lose its relevance.

Bucs at Packers – 3 (42):  Both teams need this game.  The Bucs lead the NFC South via tiebreakers; the Falcons have a patsy this week in the Panthers and the Saints are playing the Giants who – – having won 3 games in a row – – may have emptied the gun.  The Packers need the game to stay within hailing distance of the Lions who seem to be coming back to the pack – – pun intended – – in the NFC North.

Texans at Titans – 3 (37):  The spread opened with the Texans as 3.5-point favorite; given the current spread, that is a major line move indeed.  The injury bug may be residing in Houston at the moment because the list of players who did not practice for the Texans early this week included:

• Will Anderson, Jr. – – LB
• Blake Cashman – – LB
• Nico Collins – – WR
• Noah Fant – – TE
• CJ Stroud – – QB

The magnitude of the line shift indicates to me that the betting public assumes CJ Stroud will not clear concussion protocol and the Texans will go with Davis Mills this week.

Giants at Saints – 6 (38.5):  This is not a typical selection for the Dog-Breath Game of the Week, but it matches up two teams with losing records who offer only marginal viewing excitement potential.  I do not believe that Tommy DeVito is the long-term replacement for Eli Manning as the QB for the Giants.  Having said that, Tommy DeVito is playing well and very confidently.  The Saints need the game much more than the Giants do, but the Saints’ team has had more than its share of turmoil this year and no one looks to be playing comfortably on the Saints’ sideline.  Maybe the major drama element for this game is:

• Who will be on the receiving end of a temper tantrum by Derek Carr this week?

Jets at Dolphins – 9 (37.5):  The spread opened with the Dolphins as 13.5-point favorites and has been dropping all week long.  In fact, this morning, I found the line at 8 points at one Internet sportsbook.  The Total Line has also moved a lot starting the week at 41 points.  The Dolphins are hit with injuries on their offensive line and with a leg injury to Tyreek Hill, who did not practice earlier this week.  With Hill in and out of the game – – and playing at less than 100% efficiency – – last week, the Dolphins’ offense was not nearly what it has been in previous games.

Niners – 12 at Cards (48):  All I can say here is that if you think the Cards can win this game, you can get them on the Money Line at +590.  Over to you …

Commanders at Rams – 6 (49.5):  The Total Line opened at 46 points and rose slowly but surely as the week wore on.  I found it as high as 50.5 points this morning and as low as 49 points.  The Commanders’ defense has given up the most points in the league so far in 2023 – – 395 points or 30.4 points per game.  That explains why the Commanders record is 4-9 and how they lost 4 in a row prior to their BYE Week last week.  The Rams are not the offensive juggernaut they were a couple years ago when they won the Super Bowl, but they are an above average offense.  I think the Rams will put up some big numbers on the stat sheet and on the scoreboard here; I like the Rams to win and cover at home; put that in the “Betting Bundle”.  I also like the game to go OVER because the Commanders will need to play keep-up/catch-up and will be throwing the ball all over the field; put that in the “Betting Bundle” too.

Cowboys at Bills – 2 (50.5):  Not only have the Cowboys won 5 games in a row, but they have also scored 30+ points in all five wins; they are hitting on all cylinders.  The Bills’ playoff hopes will suffer more with a loss here than would the Cowboys’ hopes but a loss by the Cowboys would make their pursuit of the #1 seed in the NFC awfully difficult.I think this is the Game of the Week based on the quality of the two teams plus the importance to both sides.  The weather in Buffalo is often a factor in mid-December but the forecast for gametime has temperatures in the 40s with the possibility of a “shower in the area.”  Should be a great game to watch…

Chiefs – 7.5 at Pats (37):  The spread here opened at 10.5 points and has dropped slowly and steadily all week long.  The Chiefs have lost three of their last four games even though the Chiefs’ offense, which had been problematical early in the season, has looked like a much more competent and cohesive unit.  The Pats won last week with Bailey Zappe lighting it up (see above).  I think both defenses will do well in this game.

(Sun Nite): Ravens – 3 at Jags (43):  Lots of line movement here; the spread opened at 6 points and the Total Line opened at 39.5 points.  I guess folks were impressed with Trevor Lawrence’s grit and determination in last week’s loss to the Browns where he played with what looked like 3 pounds of tape on his injured ankle.  The Jags get to play another bruising defense this week and still hold a one-game lead over both the Colts and Texans going into the weekend action.

(Mon Nite): Eagles – 4 at Seahawks (47.5):  The Eagles have lost two games in a row and have lost both of them badly.  Granted those two opponents were the Niners and the Cowboys, but still …  The Eagles’ defense has been porous in their recent losses and cannot cover for situations where the offense turns the ball over – – as the Eagles did 3 times last week.  Meanwhile, the Seahawks have lost 4 games in a row, but a win here would even them up at 7-7 with 3 winnable games left on the schedule.  This is an important game for the Eagles; it is a vital game for the Seahawks.

So let me review the “Betting Bundle”:

• Rams – 6 over Commanders
• Rams/Commanders OVER 49.5
• Falcons – 3 over Panthers

And here are two Money Line Parlays for fun:

• Chiefs @ minus-360
• Falcons @ minus-160   $100 wager to win $108.

And …

• Rams @ minus 275
• Ravens @ minus 170  $100 wager to win $117.

Finally, I will close this week with this comment by former head football coach at Michigan St., Duffy Daugherty:

“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”

            But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

If you live anywhere other than in Washington DC or its surrounding suburbs, you might have a positive sports outlook this morning.  Such is not quite the case here in “The DMV” – – the District, Maryland and Virginia.  Just a quick overlook:

• The Commanders are 4-9 and in last place in the NFC East
• The Wizards are 3-20 and in last place in the NBA’s Southeast Division
• The Caps are 14-8-3 and in fifth place in the NHL’s Metropolitan Division
• The Nats aren’t playing but finished dead last in the NL East last year.

And yesterday, the owner of the Caps and the Wizards reached a “handshake deal” with the Governor of Virginia to build a new arena in Alexandria, VA and to move those two teams out of the District.  You cannot imagine the outpouring of anger/resentment here this morning.  Not since Cruella de Ville sought to skin dalmatian puppies to make a spotted overcoat has anyone done anything approaching the level of evil that was on display when the team owner and the Governor held their press conference.

The Caps and Wizards play in a facility called the Capital One Arena.  It is about 25 years old, and it needs more than a facelift but less than a full tear-down-and-rebuild.  The owner asked the District for $600M for the “renovations and upgrades”.  The mayor here has fundamentally ignored this request; she did not – – figuratively of course – – flip the bird at the request but she absolutely paid it no attention.  Into that vacuum charged the Governor of Virginia seeing this as an opportunity for him to leave the legacy of his administration.  [Aside:  The Virginia Constitution limits Governors to a single term so each one enters office as a “lame duck” with only 4 years to craft their “legacy”.]

I have always opposed the “corporate welfare” that is poured upon billionaire sports owners.  If I were to create a more perfect world, that would never happen, but I am not in the business of creating a more perfect world.  The reality is that such largesse is commonplace.  And in a world where benefits of the magnitude of hundreds of millions of dollars are dangled in front of owners, it is foolish to think that they can or would ignore them all.

Think about that for a moment.  Team owners are – generally – billionaires who have made their fortunes in the world of business/finance.  People do not become billionaires if they are not capable of recognizing a “good deal” when one presents itself.  Ted Leonsis owns the Caps and the Wizards – – and a few other sporting assets of lesser import – – and what he did is to look at whatever it was that the governor had to offer and juxtaposed it with the mayor’s indifference to his perceived need for arena improvements and …  He did not become a billionaire by failing to recognize and capitalize on such situations.

Making the outpouring of angst this morning even sillier is that this deal has dozens of hurdles to cross in Virginia before anyone can put a shovel in the ground and get started on the new facility.  I will go out on a limb and predict here that this deal will have more than a dozen twists and turns before it either gets started or dies an agonizing death.  The only sure-fire winners here are the lawyers in the firms representing litigants in the sure-to-be-filed lawsuits central to or tangential to this handshake deal.  This could be a tsunami of billable hours …

Moving on … There is another sports facility nearby here that is the subject of some contention between the team owners and the State where the facility is located.  I am referring to Camden Yards where the Baltimore Orioles play.  The Orioles’ lease to use the facility to play their home games runs out on 31 December of this year.  If you do not have a calendar handy, that is 17 days from today.  One of the negotiation points that has caused some contention there is a provision that would give the Angelos family – – owners of the Orioles – – developmental rights to the State-owned land around the ballpark.

According to reports, it would be the Angelos family that would get the developmental rights and not any subsequent owners of the Orioles should the family choose to sell the team sometime down the road.  That possibility gains credence from a Bloomberg report from about a week ago that one of the founders of The Carlyle Group is in negotiations to buy the team from the Angelos family.

And in a related vein …  The drama involving these two sports facilities will be totally eclipsed in this little Interstate-95 corridor by the multi-dimensional Kabuki Theater that will unfold as the new owner of the Washington Commanders wheels and deals his way into a new stadium in the area.  The reason that it will be a bigger deal than either of the dramas above has nothing to do with the economics of the situation; it has only to do with the fact that the NFL team is a much bigger deal here in “The DMV” than the Caps, the Wizards and/or the Orioles.  I say that because an NFL stadium is often a white elephant in a landscape as compared to a baseball stadium or a combined basketball/hockey arena.  Do some math …

• An NFL stadium will be in use by an NFL team less than 15 days in a year.  That counts an Exhibition Game plus home games plus possible playoff dates.
• There is no local college football team in “The DMV” to use a new facility here.
• There may be a few large concert events that might be held outdoors at the facility so maybe there could be another 20 such events held during the “good weather season” here and the start of an NFL season.
• Total use is 35 days a year at most or about once every 10 days on average.
• A hockey/basketball arena will be in use by those two teams more than 80 nights in a year.
• Concerts and events of that kind can fit into the calendar easily.
• In “The DMV”, Georgetown could be induced to play its 15 home games there, [Aside:  Georgetown now plays home games at the Capitol One Arena.]
• The potential usage for such a facility is at least 100 days a year and maybe as much as 150 days a year.

The nominal economic benefits of a sports facility depend heavily on the spill-over from sporting events onto the surrounding area.  I don’t need a PhD in economics to understand that a facility that provides 150 days of “spill-over” is more likely to generate a lot more economic benefit for surrounding businesses than a facility that is in use 35 days a year.

Nevertheless, there will be a bidding war for the Commanders’ new field starting very soon.  It is too bad for the DC Mayor that she did not get her oft-stated wish to defund the police there.  If she had been able to accomplish that, she would have about $525M extra in the DC budget to use as part of the bidding for the facility.  C’est la vie…

Finally, since everything today involves dealings with billionaires, let me close with these words from Warren Buffet:

“You should invest in a business that even a fool can run, because some day a fool will.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

 

Move over, Bobby Bonilla.  Make way for Shohei Ohtani as the major domo of deferred payments.  People like to chuckle on July 1^st of every year that the NY Mets must send Bonilla a check for $1.1M and have had to do that since 2010 and will continue to do so through 2035.  Well, if reports from yesterday are even nearly accurate, deferred compensation just went to an entirely new dimension.

Reports say that the structure of Ohtani’s $700M contract over the next 10 years has lots of deferred money involved.

• For each of the 10 years in the span of the contract, the Dodgers will pay Ohtani only $2M each year.
• Therefore, Ohtani will collect only $20M of the contract amount over that period when he will be a member of the Dodgers.
• Then starting in 2034 – one year before Bobby Bonilla’s deferred payments will be discharged – the Dodgers will begin to pay Ohtani $68M per year for the next ten years.

The Mets’ deal with Bonilla was a result of their desire to buy out multiple years on Bonilla’s existing contract but instead of paying the value to him in 2000, they deferred the payments allowing them to accrue a guaranteed 8% interest and do the payouts from 2010 through 2035.  That seemed at the time to be a great deal for the Mets because they were earning lots more than 8% on their investments with Bernie Madoff.  Ooops …!

The Dodgers’ motivation for the deferrals is to reduce the team’s exposure to MLB’s luxury tax which resembles a “salary cap” but really is not.  The deferred money for Ohtani comes at no interest and simply represents a contingent liability on the Dodgers’ books for the years 2034 – 2043.

As a minor issue, Ohtani’s contract also is reported to include:

• A full-time interpreter
• A hotel suite for all road trips
• A “premium luxury suite” at Dodger Stadium for all home games.

Meanwhile, up the road in San Francisco, the Giants came to an agreement with another Asian player signing Korean outfielder, Jung Hoo Lee to a deal worth $113M over the next 6 years.  Seems to me that the SF Chronicle missed an opportunity for the headline:

Hoo Lee Sh*t !

Moving on …  I pointed out last week the sad and significant decline in stature for Sports Illustrated when it was discovered that they had printed articles prepared by an Artificial Intelligence algorithm and that some of those sorts of stories ran under fictitious bylines.  Sports Illustrated is published by an entity known as The Arena Group which also publishes Parade and TheStreet.  Here is how The Arena Group describes itself:

“Our unified technology platform empowers creators and publishers with tools to publish and monetize their content, while also leveraging quality journalism of anchor brands like Sports Illustrated, TheStreet, Parade, Men’s Journal and HubPages to build their businesses.”

Earlier this week, The Arena Group fired its CEO and replaced him with Manoj Bhargava who is a successful businessman as the founder of 5-Hour Energy among other healthy drink brands.  Bhargava also has been involved in the chemical industry and in plastics.  Nowhere in his CV is there anything related to “quality journalism” that could lead “creators and publishers” to “monetize their content”.  Here is a hypothesis:

• Sports Illustrated was created by the folks who published Time magazine.  One need not agree with the politics of the folks who owned and ran Time, but it was serious journalism and reporting; that was the rearing/upbringing for Sports Illustrated.  Considering the journalistic standard set by those related publications put out by The Arena Group, perhaps SI is now living down to the standards of its neighbors just as it used to live up to the standards of Time.

Allow me to offer up here some recommended reading.  To appreciate the magnitude of Sports Illustrated’s decline, I suggest you read:

• The Franchise: A History of Sports Illustrated Magazine by Michael MacCambridge

Naturally, you can find it on Amazon.com…

One last item today …  Recall the name Matt Araiza.  He was the punter drafted by the Buffalo Bills whose NFL career was cut short when he was accused as being part of a gang rape of a woman while he was in college.  The Bills cut him immediately; no other professional football team went anywhere near him.  He was vilified for what he was alleged to have done.  The operative word there is “alleged”.

Police investigations did not lead to an indictment let alone a conviction.  Remember the adage that if a prosecutor really wants to, (s)he can indict a ham sandwich.  Well, Araiza was less enticing in terms of an indictment than a ham sandwich.

There was a civil action brought against Araiza by the alleged victim.  Earlier this week, that civil lawsuit was dropped; according to reports, there was no settlement; the action was simply dropped.  So, where are the apologies from all the folks who commented on Matt Araiza’s despicable behavior?  Araiza now joins the Duke Lacrosse Team and Trevor Bauer as someone pictured as a social pariah for whom there were no convictions.

Finally, apropos of nothing, let me close with these words from Lily Tomlin:

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

In my real career, I had the good fortune to work for 5 excellent and inspiring people and by observing how they dealt with people and situations it gave me behavior models that I could emulate when I faced professional challenges.  I thought then – – and continue to think – – that those opportunities to observe others were valuable happenings.  Such must not be the case when it comes to the ownership group that runs the Pittsburgh Steelers football organization.

The Rooney family runs the show there and the model for the franchise is stability and measured responses to situations.  Consider:

• The Steelers have had 3 head coaches since 1969.
• The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls and have been AFC Champs 8 times.
• The Steelers’ last losing season was in 2003.

The way the Steelers’ organization has dealt with challenges and competitors over the years has clearly worked; so, you might expect that those on the inside who had the chance to observe how a successful franchise goes about its business would emulate the model if given the opportunity.  But we have two counter examples to that supposition:

1. Jimmy Haslam was a minority owner of the Steelers from 2008 to 2012.  At the end of his time with the Steelers organization, he bought the Cleveland Browns.  Between 2012 and today, the Browns have had 8 head coaches – – counting interim head coaches – – and have made the playoffs only one time.  There was a two-year stretch where the Browns record was 1-31-0.  There were reports that Haslam demanded that the Browns use a late first-round draft pick to take Johnny Manziel over the “advice and counsel” of the “football people”.  That behavior does not emulate the “Rooney Regimen”.
2. David Tepper was a minority owner of the Steelers from 2009 to 2018.  At the end of his time with the Steelers organization, he bought the Carolina Panthers.  Between 2018 and today, the Panthers have already had 7 head coaches – – counting interim head coaches – – and the team has not had a single winning season let alone a playoff appearance in that time.  Various reports by Peter King and reporters at The Athletic have described the Panthers environment as similar to the “Hunger Games” and King said explicitly, “That franchise is a mess.”  Once again, that behavior does not emulate the “Rooney Regimen”.

Since I obviously know none of the folks that I just described above, it would be unfair and presumptuous for me to pretend that I know why such a situation obtains.  But the difference in management/organizational styles – – and results too – – is stark enough to make me wish that someone who studies management and organizational psychology would dig in and offer some explanation.

Switching gears …  The “reader in Houston” sent me a message suggesting that I check out the Grinnell College men’s basketball team and its schedule.  The campus is located in Grinnell, IA and plays Division III level basketball in the Midwest Conference.  As of this morning, Grinnell’s record is 8-2 but it is the scoring of the Grinnell games that is most interesting:

• In both of Grinnell’s losses this year, they have scored 102 points or more.
• In three of Grinnell’s wins this year, they have scored between 148 and 151 points.
• In their ten games this season, Grinnell averages 114.7 points per game.

This is the Division III version of the old Loyola Marymount team with Hank Gathers and Bo Kimble leading the scoring with Paul Westhead as their coach…

And speaking of minor college basketball, let me clue you in on another game where the margin of victory was 94 points.  North Dakota St. won this game by a score of 108-14 over Oak Hills Christian.  North Dakota State is a Division I school, and Oak Hills Christian is a small Division II school in Minnesota.  The score was 60-5 at halftime.

Clearly this game suffered from the lack of a “Mercy Rule” but before piling on the North Dakota St. coaches for running it up, consider this:

• Everyone on the North Dakota St. roster played in the game – – AND – –
• Every player who got in the game scored for North Dakota St.

Clearly, Oak Hills Christian is a team with problems.  Their record so far this year is 2-9 and if this 94-point loss were the only rout on the record, you could chalk it up to the fact that they were over-reaching with that schedule entry.  Not the case:

• Oak Hills Christian lost to Rockford University by 53 points.
• Oak Hills Christian lost to Bemidji St. by 81 points.
• Oak Hills Christian lost to Valley City State by 63 points and again by 82 points.
• Oak Hills Christian lost to Dickinson St. by 72 points.

So, you might conclude that Oak Hills Christian is “the bottom of the barrel” but if you look closely, you will find that both of it wins have come at the expense of the same school – – Sisseton Wahpeton College.

• Dec 2^nd:  Oak Hills Christian 75  Sisseton Wahpeton College 74
• Dec 6^th:  Oak Hills Christian 90  Sisseton Wahpeton College 88

Finally, I’ll close here with some words of encouragement for the players at Oak Hills Christian and Sisseton Wahpeton College from former UCLA coach, John wooden:

“What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as a basketball player.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………

 

 

Baseball provided sports fans with big news over the past several days.  The biggest – – and most surprising – – news was the contract that Shohei Ohtani signed with the LA Dodgers.  All the details of that contract have not been revealed yet but what we do know is stunning:

• The total value of the contract is $700M over 10 years.
• Remember, all MLB contracts are fully guaranteed save for outrageous circumstances such as suspensions or moral turpitude or … you get the idea.
• According to reports, there are no “outs” in the contract for either party.  Ohtani will not be able to get another shot at free agency for a decade and the Dodgers have him signed up for that same period even if his arm falls off.
• According to reports, a “significant portion” of the contract consists of deferred payments.  That means Ohtani will not receive $70M every year for the next 10 years.  The amounts and the timing of the deferrals have not been reported yet, but this is an advantage for the Dodgers as a team because it reduces the “luxury tax” burden.  [Aside:  Reports also say that the Dodgers’ contracts with Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman also have “significant amounts” of deferred money.]

Ohtani will not be able to pitch next season due to elbow surgery that he had recently so on one hand, the Dodgers will not have his unique “two-way skills” on the team for the first 10 percent of the deal.  Nonetheless, Ohtani should provide significant value with his bat.  Even with a truncated season as a pitcher last year, Ohtani won the MVP award (for the second time) with these stats:

• Batting average = .304
• OPS = 1.066 (best in the AL)
• HR = 44 (best in the AL)
• RBI = 95

The Dodgers along with Ohtani and Dodgers’ fans all feel like winners about now.  I do think there is a loser in all this, and I don’t mean one of the other teams who were hoping to sign Shohei Ohtani.  I think Mike Trout is a loser here.  Other than Trout, quick – – name an All-Star on the Angels’ roster.  I have no idea if the Angels are loaded with hot prospects in their minor league system; I do not follow West Coast minor league baseball at all.  However, if the Angels are not on the verge of fielding a bunch of guys ready to explode onto the scene, Mike Trout will play on a team with little to no hope of making the playoffs any time soon.  The Angels finished 2023 with a record of 73-89 which put them 17 games behind the Astros in the AL West.  The only reason they did not finish dead last is because the Oakland A’s are in the same division and are even more bereft of talent.

Mike Trout is a great player who will be in the Hall of Fame one of these days.  However, his contract with the Angels runs through 2030, so he may play out those days with a sad sack roster around him.

Another possible group of “losers” based on this contract agreement might be any MLB owners seeking to sell their teams about now.  Remember, the Angels were on the market until owner Arte Moreno could not get any bids in the neighborhood of what he wanted for the team.  The same situation existed in Washington when the Lerner family could not scare up any bids close enough to their asking price for the franchise.  Now, potential franchise buyers will need to project future salary figures that were probably outside the range of consideration 6 months ago.

And if you think that is a “Chicken Little interpretation”, consider the other major MLB story from late last week.  The Padres traded away Juan Soto to the Yankees for a bunch of young pitching prospects and some serious baseball writers have attributed the Padres’ motivation for making that trade to “liquidity issues” with Padres’ ownership.  One report said that the team had to take out a short-term loan last year to meet payroll; the Soto trade is widely referred to as “salary slashing” by the Padres.  Soto is entering his “arbitration years” and will surely earn $20-25M next year in arbitration before he too enters the free agency marketplace at the end of the 2024 season.  [Aside: I saw one report saying that Soto could get as much as $32M in arbitration this season and then negotiate from that number as an unrestricted free agent next winter.]

Now the baseball signing focus can settle on 25-year-old Yoshinobu Yamamoto who has excelled in the Japanese Pacific League for the last several years and is the winner of that league’s MVP Award in each of the last 3 seasons.  Yamamoto is a starting pitcher who went 16-6 last year with an ERA of 1.16.  Over a career of 7 seasons in Japan, Yamamoto has logged 967.2 innings and a career ERA of 1.72.  Who wants to start the bidding at 10 years and $350M?

Finally, since today has been about lots of money, let me close with three observations about money:

“When it comes to the question of money, everyone is of the same religion.”  [Voltaire]

And …

“Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love.  The poor know that it is money.”  [Gerald Brenan]

And …

“Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.”  [Dorothy Parker]

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………