I don’t know what the status of the Sports Section in your local paper is today, but I can tell you that the lack of activity in the sports world has shrunk the Washington Post Sports Section down to 3 pages and it is now appended to the Style Section. The only good news to come out of such a situation is that there is more room for the Post’s talented writers to fill and many of the columns go deeper into subjects than they typically were able to do.
With that as a prelude, let me point you to a column by Sally Jenkins that appeared in the Washington Post earlier this week. The overall thread of the column is that the USOC sought to get money from the Congress as part of the recently passed relief legislation and Jenkins argues that what the Congress should have done was to dissolve the USOC as an entity that gets any Federal support. This column should be read in its entirety.
Speaking obliquely of the Olympics, there are reports that the “sport” of breakdancing is close to attaining Olympic status. There will be a meeting in December 2020 where a vote will be taken regarding the inclusion of breakdancing in the Paris 2024 Games. Breakdancing was labeled a “provisional sport” by a unanimous vote by an Olympic committee a couple of years ago.
The US seems to be in the mainstream of whatever efforts there are to gain acceptance for breakdancing. An organization called USA Breaking seems to be setting itself up to be the country’s governing body for breakdancing as a support to the point where USA Breaking has developed a rulebook for the sport which sets out that scoring system that would be used in events sanctioned by USA Breaking. The current idea is to have the competitors scored by 3 judges and then to average out the 3 scores given.
As you might imagine, breakdancing as a sport will hold exactly none of my interest even though the participants will be accomplishing athletic feats. Dwight Perry offered this analysis of breakdancing as a sport in the Seattle Times a while back:
“There’s talk that breakdancing might be a medal sport at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris.
“Just think if it as Mary Lou Retton at hyperspeed on pavement.”
Regarding MLB, there is still plenty of uncertainty regarding the 2020 season – if there is to be one. We don’t know when it will start, how many games will constitute a regular season, if there will be fans in the stands for all the games, what the playoffs might be like and etc. However, we know a few things. ESPN reported that the players and the owners have agreed on some general principles for starting the baseball season; according to those reports, the season should not begin until:
- Any existing travel restrictions are lifted.
- Medical folks assess that the risk to players and fans is minimal.
- Restrictions on mass gatherings are lifted.
The first two of those general principles will probably hold; the third one may need to be modified because the ban on mass gatherings may continue to exist after the first tow conditions have been met. If that were to be the case, MLB would likely choose to play in an empty stadium rather than sit back and wait for the mass gathering restriction to go away.
A couple of other “baseball happenings” deserve some comment here simply because they run counter to a lot of what is considered “normal behavior”. MLB owners are often portrayed as ultra-rich people who exploit players and fans simply to make their fat wallets even fatter. When it comes time for contract negotiations and/or CBA negotiations, the players are often portrayed in similar ways because they make so much more money that typical employees do in other industries. Well, today, there are three items that run counter to those portrayals:
- The MLB owners will extend $400/week as stipends and will continue to offer full medical benefits to their minor league players through 31 May. Minor league players are not represented by a union; the MLB owners are not obligated to do this; $400/week represents about what a minor league player would earn in a normal season so this is close to “full salary” while not working.
- Additionally, MLB has shelved – at least for now – the idea of getting rid of about 40 minor league teams that are affiliated with MLB clubs. What that does is to preserve about a thousand of these admittedly low-paying minor league jobs for the time being. MLB owners are in a time of lower revenue and they have stopped pushing for a way to reduce their costs at the same time.
- Texas Rangers’ outfielder Shin-Soo Choo will give every minor league player in the Rangers’ farm system $1000. According to a report I read, the Rangers have 190 minor league players under contract so you can do the math here pretty easily.
One piece of “certainty” exists for the 2020 MLB schedule. There were to be 6 regular season games played outside the US – two in Mexico City, two in Puerto Rico and two in London. All six of those game have been cancelled; if any of them are eventually played, they will not take place in the originally scheduled venues.
Finally, let me close today with another item from Dwight Perry’s column, Sideline Chatter in the Seattle Times:
“Las Vegas’ Cosmopolitan casino is suing San Jose Sharks forward Evander Kane, claiming he failed to pay back $500,000 in gambling markers from April.
“Possible penalties range from a huge fine and restitution to two minutes for charging.”
But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………
My criteria for sports is that the contest most occur without music and points cannot be awarded or implied for costuming.
Doug:
I go even further. If “judges” decide the winner, I am not interested – – and that includes boxing.
Gymnastics complicates that criteria for me. Maybe diving, too.
Doug:
Those aren’t sports by my definition.
Check out this rant from almost 20 years ago. https://sportscurmudgeon.com/2001/02/
Hear, hear. Years ago I read an article (it may even have been by the Curmudge himself) that proposed taking all judged events out of the Olympics and put them in a quadrennial “Games of Chance” event. Still seems like a good idea to me.
Bones:
I don’t think I ever went as far as to offer that suggestion. I did once propose cancelling all of the Olympics for another hundred years or so.
I also did a rant – – LONG ago – – about what is a sport and who is an athlete. If I find it, I’ll post the link here later on.
Found it; here it is: https://sportscurmudgeon.com/2001/02/