NFL Stuff Leading Up To the Draft…

The word is that the Seahawks and the Raiders have agreed to a trade for Marshawn Lynch and it seems a bit one-sided to me – – if indeed it goes down as has been reported.  Here is the deal:

  • Lynch comes out of retirement as a Seahawk.  As that happens the Seahawks and Raiders trade him.
  • Seahawks get a swap of late round picks in 2018.
  • That’s it; that’s the deal.

I know that Lynch is of no value to the Seahawks in retirement; so, from that perspective, it seems as if they are getting something for nothing.  However, the reality is that the raiders need a running back; they do not have a reliable one on their roster now and Lynch – despite plenty of wear and tear on his body – has had a year off and even if he returns at 80% of his “championship Beast Mode” is a significant improvement for the Raiders.  So, that makes the compensation seem trivial.  The trade is contingent on Lynch passing a physical – naturally – and when official, we may learn that there is some sort of other “consideration(s)” for the Seahawks in the trade.  Stand by …

Another NFL RB of note has a new home.  Adrian Peterson has signed with the Saints for – reportedly – $3.5M guaranteed this year.  Unlike Lynch, Peterson is not retired; he is coming off another leg injury that kept him sidelined for the majority of the 2016 season.   This move is a little strange to me because:

  • Mark Ingram had a good year at RB for the Saints last year.  He gained 1043 yards and 5.1 yards per carry.  He is still on the roster and signed.
  • The Saints’ offense is not predicated on having a running game that does much more than “change things up occasionally”.  The Saints’ offensive bread-and-butter is throwing the ball and Peterson is merely OK catching the ball.

The NFL and the TV execs probably love this signing because in Week 1, the NFL schedule calls for a Monday Night Football encounter between the Saints and the Vikes.  The storyline for that game is already established.  Stand by …

Fans can also welcome Martavis Bryant back to the NFL – probably.  Bryant was suspended for all of the 2016 season for violations of the league’s substance abuse policy.  Yesterday, the NFL has given him “conditional reinstatement”.  Here is what that means:

  • Bryant can join the team and be in the Steelers’ facilities and participate in OTAs and minicamps.  He will be “evaluated” closer to the start of the season and if clean he can play in Week 1.  He will also be “evaluated” as the season progresses and if he stays clean for an unspecified part of the 2017 season he will be fully reinstated.

Here is the statement released by the Steelers’ organization related to all of this:

“Martavis Bryant has followed the protocol and has been conditionally reinstated by the National Football League. We appreciate that he has taken the necessary steps in an effort to get his personal life in order. We also understand this is just the beginning as he works to return to the team and meet all of the conditions of his reinstatement.

“We look forward to working with Martavis to ensure that he is mentally and physically prepared to contribute to our efforts on the field, while also maintaining the proper balance to keep his life in order off the field.”

Is it just me, or is that not a very joyful welcoming home for the prodigal son?

Well, if you think that was a lukewarm statement of welcome, think about this one.  I have to admit that I did not recognize the name Daryl Washington at first because he has been suspended from the NFL for the past 3 seasons.  Washington was suspended for substance-abuse violations in 2014 plus he plead guilty to an aggravated assault charge in 2014.

He was/is a linebacker for the Cardinals.  The NFL conditionally reinstated Washington earlier this week with continued evaluations like the ones set up for Martavis Bryant before full reinstatement.  However, from what the Cardinals had to say about all of this, I am not sure the team cares if he shows up for work or not:

“The National Football League today informed of us of Daryl Washington’s conditional reinstatement. Considering we have been prohibited from having any contact with him over the last three years, it would be premature today to discuss a potential return to the team. As everyone is aware, the 2017 NFL Draft is just days away, and that is where our energy and attention is fully focused right now. At the appropriate time, we will address the issue of Daryl Washington further.”

The best news related to the NFL is that the Draft is starting tomorrow and that means we will not be seeing a minimum of 15 Mock Draft articles/fantasies per day.  Give thanks to the Deity of your preference for that welcome relief.

Finally, here is news from Brad Dickson of the Omaha World-Herald on a subject other than the NFL:

“McLain Ward won the jumping competition at the Equestrian World Cup in Omaha. When your name is McLain Ward you have four choices in life: become an equestrian rider, diplomat, chess master or novelist.

“A quick correction: The World-Herald mistakenly reported that McLain Ward is also Batman.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports ………



Lots Of Suggestions Today …

The 80-game suspension handed down by MLB to Pirates’ centerfielder, Starling Marte, is a significant blow to the Pirates’ hopes for 2017.  As of this morning, the Pirates active roster of 25 players has 4 outfielders:

  1. Adam Frasier
  2. Andrew McCutcheon
  3. Jose Osuna
  4. Gregory Polanco

The outfield looked set as a strength of the team back in Spring Training, now it is an area that needs help.  However, beyond the short and medium term effects on the Pirates, Marte’s suspension demonstrates 2 things:

  1. Baseball is not drug-free.  MLB and the MLBPA worked out the drug testing protocols and the increased penalties for failing drug tests back in 2004.  In the intervening dozen years, there have been 85 players who got long-term suspensions.  That means MLB has improved in terms of the number of players who are “using”, but the penalties have not taken PEDs out of the game.
  2. The time is coming when fans and baseball writers/commentators will tire of the standard – and clearly insincere – explanation by players who fail these tests.  Starling Marte is merely the most recent case; he has had many predecessors but the excuse that he did not do this knowingly and cannot figure out how that “stuff” showed up in his lab specimens is threadbare.  So is the faux contrition offered up to the team’s fans for “letting them down”.  Frankly, if there are ever negotiations between MLB and the MLBPA to increase penalties, I would like to see players get twice the amount of time for offering up that sort of lame pabulum.  And maybe, agents who write that nonsense for the players to read should lose their status as MLBPA approved agents if that were to happen in the future…

About a week ago, I mentioned an idea floated by a high school principal in Dayton, OH that might reduce significantly all the intentional fouling by trailing teams at the end of basketball games.  I would really like to see the NBA try out that system in the D-League just to see if it works and if it produces interesting game endings.  With that said, I would like to suggest today some ideas that might add some degree of excitement/interest in the NBA regular season and the NBA playoffs.

  • First, when teams are in “tanking mode” they do not produce an interesting product for their fans or for the fans of their opponents.  Because the fortunes of a bad team can be turned around with the addition of only one or two young dominant players, there is a significant motivation for bad teams to tank a season.  The same is not true in the NFL or in MLB; this problem is endemic to the NBA only.  I believe the overall draft order needs to be determined by lottery meaning the 14 teams that do not make the playoffs should each get 1 ping-pong ball in the hopper and the top 14 slots should all be determined by lottery.  Yes, a truly bad team can try its best and still be bad and then they could have buzzard luck and wind up drafting 14th.  So be it.  Minimizing tanking is an important goal for the league; it is essential to the “Holy Grail of competition” – – the integrity of the games.
  • Second, the regular season needs to be shortened if it is so taxing to the players that they need to rest when faced with back-to-back games.  The NBA season will start earlier this year – meaning shorter off-season rests for players – as a means of spreading out the 82 games a trifling amount.  Some scribes have suggested cutting the schedule back from 82 to 76 games.  My suggestion is more radical.  Cut the schedule to 58 games; every team plays every other team twice; the schedules are balanced; there would never be a need for back-to-back games.  If, however, you subscribe to the thinking that “division races are important”, [Aside: I do not think they are important at all.] then make the schedule 66 games and have division teams play 6 games each and with two games against all other opponents.  Revenues will go down meaning player salaries would also have to go down.  But there would be rest for weary under this proposal; I wonder how much that rest is worth…
  • Third, the NBA playoffs take too long – more than 2 months if the Finals go 7 games.  I think the Conference Finals and the NBA Finals should remain as 7-game series; the others should be reduced to 5 games.  This will give more meaning to the early-round games.

Here is the lead paragraph from a report at from last week:

“Tiger Woods revealed on Thursday that he has undergone yet another back surgery. This is his fourth in the last 40 months, and it was performed to alleviate pain he was having in his back and leg.”

The first of those 4 surgeries was reported ex post facto in March 2014.  If I have counted correctly, I believe that Tiger Woods has only had 4 finishes in the top 25 in PGA Tournaments since the start of the 2014 season.  When the number of Top 25 finishes equals the number of back surgeries over a period of time, I will go out on a limb and suggesst that is not a positive equation.

Finally, here is an item reported by Brad Dickson in the Omaha World-Herald:

“Next week, the Equestrian World Cup Finals get underway at the CenturyLink Center. The World-Herald assigned its equestrian expert: a guy who has seen every Budweiser Clydesdales commercial.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports ………



The Death Of Aaron Hernandez

Aaron Hernandez died in his jail cell two days ago.  Prison officials said it was a suicide; Hernandez’ former agent and his attorney both say there is no way Hernandez took his own life.  Already the Internet in general and the “Twitter-verse” in particular have taken sides in this “debate”.  As is commonplace in Internet debates on many topics, the lines have already been drawn and sides have already been taken.  Rather than wade into those fetid pools I will prefer to state what I am confident that I know now and to await the results of any further investigations before I draw any conclusions.

  1. Aaron Hernandez was found hanged by the neck using a bed sheet.  He was housed in a single cell in a Massachusetts prison.  He was pronounced dead by a physician at a medical facility near the prison.
  2. Aaron Hernandez was serving a “life-without-parole” sentence in the prison for the murder of Odin Lloyd.  That conviction came several years ago.
  3. Aaron Hernandez was found “not guilty” of a double murder earlier this week.  He was found guilty of a firearms violation associated with that double murder and that added 4 years to his “life-without-parole” sentence.  [Aside: That seems like not much of a deal to me…]

Those are things that I know for sure.  I am not interested in the least in participating in any discussions of conspiracy theories and so I will await the findings from at least two investigations that will happen.  Why two investigations?  Aaron Hernandez‘ family has retained the attorney who just defended Hernandez in the double-murder acquittal to be the executor of Hernandez’ estate and he is one of the people saying there is no way Hernandez took his own life.  The prison officials will need to do an investigation of the incident; the attorney will almost assuredly do his own investigation; both of these activities will reveal facts and I will then draw my own conclusions based on all the facts that are brought to light.  Until then, let me only say this:

  1. Aaron Hernandez was not a wonderful human being.  We know he murdered Odin Lloyd and we know he was present at the site of the double murder of which he was acquitted.
  2. I can only hope that the surviving family members of all the deceased involved in this saga find peace for themselves so that the survivors can get on with their lives in some productive vein.
  3. The death of a convicted murderer is not going to elicit a tsunami of sympathy from me.  At the same time, if his death came at the hands of some other person, that other person needs to stand trial for that act.

Moving on to college basketball …  Grayson Allen announced this week that he has decided to return to Duke for his final year of eligibility and to forego the NBA Draft this season.  This announcement has generated hyperbolic reaction.  This has been called a “momentous decision” by the “most famous college basketball player in the country”.

We could get ourselves into a nuanced discussion of Allen’s level of “fame” as opposed to his level of “infamy” and then into a discussion of whether his infamy contributes significantly to his fame.  Or we might pump the brakes just a bit here.

Maybe – – just maybe – – Grayson Allen is an actual student-athlete who enjoys the college experience.  Maybe – –  just maybe – – Grayson Allen is sufficiently self-aware that he knows he is not going to be one of the most coveted players in the NBA Draft and that his standing in the draft might be better with another year of college basketball for scouts to evaluate.  Maybe – – just maybe – – Grayson Allen is attracted to the idea of playing for Duke where he and his team are very likely to win 80% or more of the times they take the court as opposed to the random chance that he will wind up with a team like the Brooklyn Nets.  Or maybe – – just maybe – – none of these things apply to this situation and Grayson Allen just decided this is what he wanted to do next year.

My point here is that there are loads of explanations and motivations here that would not come close to being “momentous”; and in fact, there could be many explanations that would only be marginally interesting if we knew them in detail.  I would not be surprised if I ever knew all that went into Grayson Allen’s decision that my reaction would be along the lines of, “Well, OK then …”

Recently, we learned that Tony Romo was going to take Phil Simms’ place as the color analyst with Jim Nantz on the CBS lead TV announcing team for NFL games.  Lots of people – me included – wondered how Romo would do in this role given his lack of broadcasting experience but we had to await further information with regard to what Simms would be doing and how he might do in whatever his new role might be.  Now we know.

  • Phil Simms will replace Tony Gonzalez on NFL Today – the CBS studio show that is intermingled with NFL telecasts on that network.
  • This season the NFL Today crew will be James Brown, Bill Cowher, Boomer Esiason, Bart Scott and Phil Simms.

Having seen Simms perform in a studio-like show on HBO occasionally, I suspect that he will be comfortable with his new assignment and I think he will add to the discussions there.

Finally, here is a timely observation from Dwight Perry in the Seattle Times:

“Wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the cabin wall when United Airlines discovers that its flight full of MMA fighters is overbooked?”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports……..



Today Is Basketball Day …

I want to talk about basketball today.  Sometime ago, I read a report that TV ratings for college basketball’s regular season were up a meager 1% this year over last year.  I find that a bit surprising because college basketball – at least in the DC area – is horribly over-exposed.  On some weekends, I can pick and choose from a menu of about 2 dozen college basketball games; I wonder how any of them draw an audience that would earn even the smallest measurable rating let alone an increase of 1% over last year.  But that is what the report said and so I take it to be accurate…

In late March, the “overnight ratings” for the first several rounds of the men’s tournament showed much larger gains – 8 or 9% as I recall – and that would seem to support the idea that interest in college basketball was on an uptick this year.  Those numbers and those sorts of conclusions do not, however, apply to the NBA.  According to this report at

“In the first regular season of the nine-year deal, viewership declined for all three major broadcast partners, with TNT and ABC posting their smallest audiences in nine years.”

The total value of the NBA TV deal from all of its “broadcast partners” is $2.66B/ year and $1.4B of that total comes from ESPN which is facing financial difficulties as cable TV loses subscribers and cable companies are not likely to continue to pay ESPN increasing “per subscriber rates”.  ESPN has already shed some of its on-air talent and more cuts are rumored to be coming in the next month or two.  This is not a good time for the network and this is not a good time for the NBA to be basking in this 9-year TV deal that showed seriously diminished interest in its first year.

I have been saying here for years that the NBA regular season did not begin to get interesting until around March 1st; given the obvious disinterest in regular season games by the players who sat out regular season games with playoff implications or home-court implications, I may have to amend my thinking now to extend my period of meaningless to the entirety of the regular season.  What the NBA must hope for is that a large number of potential viewers of regular season games does not adopt my sense of regular season pointlessness.

According to the report linked above, the networks have ways to deal with eroding interest in regular season games because they can air highlights and studio programming in lieu of games.  If networks opt to do that, it could erode fan interest even more as the hardcore fan finds it more difficult to find games on TV from November until April.  This situation bears watching and the report linked above is worth the time it will take you to read it.

With that as background, it is important to the NBA and its network partners that the playoff ratings improve significantly over the regular season ratings.  [Remember, this year was the overall lowest rated season since cable TV became a staple in the US.]  In another report from about the early results from the playoffs:

  1. The ratings for the Blazers/Warriors opening game (Sunday) were up from last year.
  2. The ratings for the Thunder/Rockets opening game (Sunday) were up significantly from last year.
  3. The ratings for the Bulls/Celtics opening game (Saturday) were up significantly from last year.
  4. The ratings for the Wizards/Hawks opening game (Saturday) was in a time slot that did not have comparable playoff game to measure against.  The ratings for this game were a meager 1.8 (the lowest of the opening games by a wide margin) and perhaps the message is that an early game on a Saturday is not a good time to air an NBA early round playoff game.

Obviously, the playoffs have a long way to go – perhaps up to two more months before ending.  Nonetheless, the early ratings should be encouraging to the folks who have their money on the line.  The trick for everyone will be to carry that interest forward into the next regular season.  Good luck with that…

There is one other basketball note for today.  Lots of folks have observed and complained that the intentional fouling at the end of basketball games does not add to one’s viewing pleasure and when mixed with all the timeouts that the coaches have hoarded during the game it makes the final 2 minutes seem like a half-hour.  Moreover, the team doing the intentional fouling in order to “catch up” usually does so without a positive result.  There was an report about a high school principal in Dayton OH, Nick Elam, who has come up with an idea to obviate that tactic.  This is real “out-of-the-box thinking”; I like the idea and wish I had thought of it first.  Here is how it would work:

“Under Elam’s proposal, the clock would vanish after the first stoppage under the three-minute mark in the NBA and the four-minute mark in NCAA games. Officials would establish a target score by taking the score of the leading team and adding seven points — then restart the game without a clock. The team that reaches that target score first wins.”

Without a clock running there is no need to foul in order to stop the clock.  What the trailing team would need to focus on is playing defense to prevent the team in the lead from scoring and getting to the target winning score.  There are data and logic behind this proposition and they are well explained in the report here.

Finally, here is a basketball-related comment from Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times:

“Who says pro sports aren’t show business?

“Andrew Bogut broke a leg in his Cavaliers debut.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………



Baseball Stuff

Last week, I had lunch with a former colleague who moved away from the DC area when he retired.  He was “back in town” for a family reason and we caught up over burgers and beers.  He is a baseball fan first and foremost and he asked me a question during lunch that I had not given much thought to.

“Do you still listen to baseball on the radio?”

I said that I did and he acknowledged that he did too.  He then said that he preferred listening to baseball on the radio than listening to the commentators on televised games.  Here is his reasoning – paraphrased of course since I did not record our lunch conversation and then transcribe it:

“I can see what just happened in a game on TV.  I don’t need the announcer to tell me someone hit a double; there he is standing on second base.  I don’t need the analyst to psychoanalyze the pitcher to explain why he threw that last pitch where he did; that is all B.S. anyway.  A televised game is much better with the mute button engaged.

“Radio is different.  The play-by-play guy is telling me what happened because I cannot see it and I get to reconstruct the game in my mind based on his words and his descriptions.  I have to pay attention to what he says because that is the only way to follow the game.  I get invested in the game by getting invested in the announcer(s).”

My friend is absolutely correct in this regard.  The way televised baseball has evolved, the audio portion of the game adds precious little to the experience.  However, in a radio broadcast, the onus on the play-by-play announcer is pretty much the same as it was when Red Barber was behind the mic.

Another major topic of discussion at our lunch was about his view that MLB has a really bright future ahead because there are so many very young players in the major leagues today who appear to be ones with great careers ahead of them.  He started rattling off some of his young “stars-in-the-present/stars-of-the-future” and I added some to the list and that resulted in my writing our consensus list on a napkin so I can present them here:

  1. Javier Baez
  2. Mookie Betts
  3. Kris Bryant
  4. Xander Bogaerts
  5. Carlos Correa
  6. Bryce Harper
  7. Francisco Lindor
  8. Manny Machado
  9. Lance McCullers
  10. Wil Myers
  11. Roberto Osuna
  12. Aaron Sanchez
  13. Gary Sanchez
  14. Kyle Schwarber
  15. Corey Seager
  16. Dansby Swanson
  17. Noah Syndergaard
  18. Mike Trout
  19. Trea Turner

We compiled this list without the aid of Google to scan all of the MLB rosters so I am sure we left some really good young players off this list – Addison Russell comes to mind at the moment.  However, once again, my former colleague is on the money here.  All of these players are very good now and none of them have reached their prime years in a typical career.  The future of MLB is indeed bright.

I would like to add one other contributing factor to the bright future of MLB.

  • Labor peace.

Since the strike/lockout that killed the World Series in 1994, MLB and the MLBPA have found ways to come to an accommodation on successive CBAs without a work stoppage.  The two sides have been able to find ways to line the pockets of the owners and the pockets of the players and their agents in a way that is satisfactory to all parties.  Personally, I think a large measure of the credit for this situation belongs on Bud Selig’s plate and I do not think that he gets the full measure of credit he deserves from fans or from baseball writers/commentators.

Finally, let me close with a baseball-related comment from Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times:

“Cardinals outfielder Stephen Piscotty had a painful trip around the bases Tuesday night against the Cubs — getting hit by thrown balls on both elbows (at bat, then running to second) and then on the helmet while running home.

“No truth to the rumor that he just landed a Target endorsement.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………



Leading Up To The NFL Draft

A couple of weeks ago, Notre Dame football coach Brian Kelly said in an interview that he thought quarterback DeShone Kiser would be better off playing another year at Notre Dame instead of being in the NFL Draft this year.  Lots of people jumped all over Kelly after he said that claiming that his statement was self-serving (Notre Dame did not have a winning season last year) and that his comments were spiteful because they might hurt Kizer’s stock in the draft.

I concur that the statement was self-serving; Brian Kelly would have an easier time coaching Notre Dame next year if Kizer were still on the team.  However, unlike many commentators who saw that comment as some sort of breach of faith between a coach and a quarterback, I was not really surprised to hear a football coach say something that was self-serving.  Football coaches do that all the time; think about the stories they tell to recruits who eventually never see the field; think about the assurances they give to parents that the coach and his staff will act in loco parentis for the recruit. Those are self-serving statements and they happen constantly.

When I heard about Kelly’s remarks, I thought that he was probably closer to right than wrong in what he said.  This was before I did my pre-draft analysis but as I went through all of my college football notes from last season, I determined that I did not have any notes on DeShone Kizer.  Not that my opinion amounts to a bit of tid, but I did watch Notre Dame play last year and Kizer did not motivate me to say something positive about his projection into the NFL.

Then I remembered a parallel incident from about 8 or 10 years ago.  Mark Sanchez declared for the NFL Draft after his junior season at USC.  It was either at the press conference to announce Sanchez’ decision or immediately after it that USC head coach. Pete Carroll, said publicly that he thought Sanchez belonged in school and that he was not ready for the NFL.  Pete Carroll was accused of all the same sort of stuff that was thrown at Brian Kelly in the past few weeks but with 8 to 10 years of evidence in front of us, here is something people need to admit:

  • Pete Carroll was absolutely correct.

Mark Sanchez has had a mediocre career and other than the possibility of sustaining a career-ending injury in one more season at USC, his ability to perform at the NFL level could only have been helped by one more year in school.

Time will tell if Brian Kelly was similarly correct…

Staying with NFL topics here, there are plenty of reports out there about the possibility that NFL veteran players will be involved in trades proximal to the upcoming draft.  Lots of bits have been committed to solid state memory about the possibility of:

  1. Kirk Cousins going to the Niners and new coach Kyle Shanahan
  2. Jimmy Garoppolo to the Browns for a cornucopia of picks.
  3. Malcom Butler to the Saints for picks.
  4. Marshawn Lynch out of retirement and to the Raiders from the Seahawks.
  5. Richard Sherman from the Seahawks to any number of new teams.

It would seem to me that most – if not all – of the rumored trades above make sense so I would not be surprised to see a few of them reaching fruition over the next week or so.  However, there is another veteran player who is very good at his position that ought to be sufficiently “on the market” that there are rumors about him.  That would be:

  • Sheldon Richardson – DE – NY Jets

Make no mistake, Richardson is a very good defensive end.  Moreover, he will not be 27 years old until late in the upcoming NFL season; he is not a player who is about to see his warranty expire.  So, why do I think the Jets should be thinking about trading him?

The Jets’ roster is a mess; they have released a bunch of veteran players from the team who were starters last year; there are more holes in that roster than there are in a wool sweater at a moth convention.  At the same time, the Jets have 3 very good defensive ends:

  1. Muhammed Wilkinson
  2. Leonard Williams – – and – –
  3. Sheldon Richardson.

Richardson has one year left on his rookie contract so it might take some time for his agent to work out a longer-term deal with a new team than there is between now and the draft.  That is why I am surprised that talks about dealing Richardson have not been “out and about” over the past month or so.  The Jets need help in so many places that they need to amass draft picks; they are in a position where quantity of picks is a measure of quality for their draft.  This one surprises me…

The Milwaukee Brewers have a culinary item on the menu this year that deserves mention.  I do not know what it is called but it goes in the tradition of midwestern stadium food/state fair food which is to say that you take a dish that normally is eaten off a plate or with your hands and you put it on a stick and fry it.  This item is “deep fired nachos on a stick”.  Here is the composition:

  • Spicy ground beef and refried beans get rolled in taco flavored tortilla chips.  Then a stick is inserted and that mass of food is deep fried.
  • The dish is served with a side of nacho cheese, sour cream, pureed jalapenos and salsa roja as “dipping sauces.

Finally, here is an item from Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times regarding Kirk Cousins who was mentioned in passing above:

“Washington QB Kirk Cousins, it appears, might get out of work on labor day.  Cousins’ wife Julie is due to deliver their first child during Week 2 of the upcoming NFL season.

“In keeping with the theme, all he’s asking for are no false starts, or at least a two-minute warning.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………



Administrative Note…

A combination of travel, family events and a social commitment over the next two weeks will definitely impact my writing schedule.  For example, I already know that there will not be time to do a rant next Monday (April 17).

Things will sort of get back to “normal” on May 1.  Please check in once in a while to see if there are new postings between now and May 1.

Stay well, everyone…


RIP Dan Rooney

Dan Rooney, owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers,  died yesterday at the age of 84.  He was a quiet but highly influential leader among the owners in the NFL.  The “Rooney Rule” is only a small part of his legacy.

Rest in peace, Dan Rooney.

Russell Westbrook broke the NBA record for most triple doubles in a season.  That record had been held by Oscar Robertson for decades upon decades.  That record had often made the list of “Sports Records That Will Never Be Broken”.  Congratulations to Russell Westbrook; he achieved something that a lot of folks thought would never be done; he deserves nothing but accolades for his season-long achievement.

At the same time, Westbrook’s breaking that long-standing barrier proves that any athletic accomplishment by one of the “all-time greats” in a sport can possibly be overtaken if the right “future-time all-time great” comes along.  Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in an NBA game; no one has done that for decades-upon-decades; however, the record is not literally unbreakable.  The same goes for these records that surely look to be well outside the realm of potential danger – – but you never know:

  1. Cy Young:  Everyone knows that he won 511 MLB games – the most in history and that record is likely beyond the reach of any pitcher in today’s game.  I do not want to focus on that record; I prefer to focus on the fact that Cy Young completed 749 MLB games.  Given the way today’s MLB is managed, it is extraordinary when a pitcher has double-digit complete games in a season.  James Shields had 11 complete games in the AL in 2011; the time before that in the AL was in 1998.  Randy Johnson was the last pitcher in the NL to throw more than 10 complete games in a season; he had 12 complete games in 1999.  Even if a modern day pitcher were to average 15 complete games in a season, he would need to pitch for almost 50 seasons to equal Cy Young’s record.  Not impossible – – but as Arte Johnson might intone – – “highly unlikely!”
  2. Grover Cleveland Alexander:  He threw 16 shutouts in a single season in 1916.  Given modern MLB management, that record looks to be safe for a long time to come – in addition to the fact that it has stood for a century already.  In the NL, Bob Gibson threw 13 shutouts in 1967 – 50 years ago.  Since then, only one NL pitcher has reached double digits in shutouts; that was John Tudor with 10 shutouts in 1985.  In the AL, only 2 pitchers since 1947 have had double-digit shutouts; Dean Chance had 11 in 1963 and Jim Palmer threw 10 in 1975.  That record is not impossible to overcome – – but it is unlikely.
  3. Byron Nelson:  Back in the 1940s, he won 11 consecutive PGA tournaments.  Given the depth of the competent golfers on the PGA Tour these days, that record is going to be hard to reach – – let alone break.
  4. Boston Celtics:  They once won 8 consecutive NBA Championships.  In this time of free agency, that record will be monstrously difficult to break.
  5. Oklahoma University:  In the 1950s under the tutelage of Bud Wilkinson, the Sooners won 47 consecutive football games.  Today the NCAA imposes scholarship limitations that allow for top talent to spread out to more than a few schools.  That situation makes this record difficult to reach.

I have pointed out before that there is one sports record that CANNOT possibly be broken.  It can be equaled or tied but will never be broken unless there is a fundamental change in the rules.  Here is THE unbreakable record:

  • In January 1991, the Giants beat the Bills in the Super Bowl by a score of 20-19.  That is not only the smallest margin of victory in a Super Bowl game to date; it is the smallest POSSIBLE margin of victory in a Super Bowl game because the rules for that game do not allow for a tie game.  Down the line, two teams might match this record but they cannot break it without a change in the rules to allow for tie games or a change in the scoring rules to allow fractional points.

Let me stay with an NFL theme here for another moment.  The City of St. Louis has filed suit against the NFL, the Rams franchise and against the 57 owners/partial owners of NFL franchises individually seeking about $1B from the defendants for moving the Rams from St. Louis to LA.   I am not going to pretend to be able to explain the totality of the meaning of these allegations, but here is what the plaintiff claims:

  1. Breach of contract,
  2. Unjust enrichment,
  3. Fraudulent misrepresentation (against the Rams and owner Stan Kroenke) and
  4. Tortious interference with business expectancy.

According to my understanding of the reports on this legal action, the charge of “unjust enrichment” is backed by data from Forbes saying that the Rams – now in LA – are worth about $1.2B more than they were when they were in St. Louis.

I have no idea how Forbes makes these sorts of determinations but if the plaintiff says this is a critical analysis – and if I am on the jury at this trial – I would not think this strengthened the plaintiff’s case even a little bit.  If moving to LA added $1.2B to the value of the team, then the owner would have to have been dumber than oatmeal to leave the team in St. Louis; if that is the factor that makes the team more valuable, then the plaintiff has proven that indeed the team should have moved.  In fact, it shows that the team should have moved at least several years before it did.


[The preceding commentary is why no attorney worth his/her billable hours should ever allow me to be on a jury at one of their trials.  The entire process of voir dire is in place to keep people like me off juries.]


Finally, here is a comment from Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times:

“The Florida Panthers’ Jaromir Jagr turned 45 Wednesday, joining Hall of Famers Gordie Howe and Chris Chelios as the only ones to play in an NHL game at that age.

“Teammates showered him afterward with Molsons and Metamucil.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………



International Cooperation…

Mexico, Canada and the US have “joined forces” so to speak to present a unified bid to FIFA which – –  if accepted – –  would assure that the 2026 World Cup Tournament would be held in North America.  Mexico and the US have hosted this tournament in the past; Canada has not.  This is described as an “historic event” because bids in the past have been limited to a single country.

By distributing the games among the countries, none of the three countries would need to construct new venues from scratch; there might be a need for some upgrades at some venues, but any costs associated with those activities would be trivial as compared to building new venues from the ground up.  The 2026 World Cup will be the first such event where the number of participating nations increases from 32 to 48; that indicates to me that an already HUGE international event will be even bigger at that time.

Do not hold your breath waiting for a decision here.  FIFA will announce its choice of venues for the 2026 tournament sometime in 2020.  Two things that will need to be addressed regarding this three-headed bid are:

  1. The host nation automatically gets an entry into the tournament no matter how well or how poorly its national team might perform in qualifying matches.  So … what do they do with three “host nations”?
  2. Will the FIFA folks look upon this as an opportunity to “plunder” three countries at one time as opposed to only one?

Recently in the Sporting Cosmos of the Earth, we have seen a lot of unlikely events and the breaking of some long-term streaks such as:

  1. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years.
  2. Leicester City (founded in 1884) won the EPL for the first time in club history.
  3. Sergio Garcia won a major golf tournament for the first time.

These events raise the question as to whether we have entered a period where out-of-the-ordinary happenings are going to become commonplace or if this is just an accidental merger of these unusual events in time.  If indeed we have entered into some sort of space-time warp where strange happenings are the new normal, then here are some things to look for as confirmation of that new normal:

  1. The Detroit Lions make it to the Super Bowl.
  2. The LA Clippers win the NBA Championship.
  3. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
  4. Sam Marino wins an international soccer match.
  5. James Dolan wins NBA Exec of the Year.
  6. Rex Ryan actually delivers on one of his bombastic “promises”.
  7. The Oakland A’s average home attendance is north of 30,000.
  8. Tom Brady invites Roger Goodell over for dinner.

In another piece of recent news, Lonzo Ball’s father, LaVar, offered up this “analysis” of the NCAA basketball tournament for 2017.  The reason that UCLA did not win the championship – as he had predicted several months ago – is because they played three white guys who were slow afoot against Kentucky.  Seriously, he said that.  Here is his full commentary:

“Realistically you can’t win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow. I told Lonzo—’One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points.’ It turned out that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite Eight, they’re right there.”

Here is Greg Cote’s take on that commentary in the Miami Herald:

“Clown-dad father LaVar Ball now claims his son’s UCLA team lost in the NCAA Tournament because of the slowness of’”three white guys.’ Well, at least he didn’t name them!”

Forget the screeches of “racism” leveled at LaVar Ball for those remarks; that is not the issue here.  The real issue is that the best player on the court for the Bruins in the UCLA/Kentucky game was TJ Leaf (17 points and 7 rebounds) and it does not take a “Google genius” to find out that TJ Leaf is white.  If indeed “that was the game” where Lonzo Ball needed “to go for 30 or 40 points”, then he fell just a bit short.  His stats were 10 points, 8 assists and 3 rebounds.  Oh, and Ball was also the one who was torched by DeAaron Fox of Kentucky on many of Fox’s drives that led to Fox’s 39 points for the Wildcats.

Perhaps another of those things to look for as an indication that unusual happenstances are the new normal might be this:

  • LaVar Ball says something that has a basis in reality.

If you are going to take in an Astros’ game at Minute Made Park, here is something that might catch your dining fancy:

  • The Freddy Fender:  This starts with a chorizo sausage wrapped in a corn tortilla; that puppy is then deep-fried and served topped with cilantro-sour cream, cotija cheese, pico de gallo and tequila-braised onions.
  • My recommendation is order this with a side of Rolaids…

Finally, Scott Ostler of the SF Chronicle had these reasons why President Trump chose not to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Nats’ home opener this year:

“MLB refused to move game to Mar-a-Lago.

“Former President Barack Obama is stealing catcher’s signs.

“Lying radar gun keeps flashing ‘36’ on his 100-mph heater.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………



Behaving Like A Senator Today …

The NBA started its season around Halloween last year.  They have played 1230 games since then in order to eliminate just under half the teams from participating in the playoffs.  I have argued for years that most of the games before the end of January are virtually meaningless and that the season does not begin to present compelling games until late February/early March.  I wish to invoke a privilege that is sought by our esteemed US Senators all the time.

  • I wish to revise and extend my remarks on that subject.

As of 2017, I am incorrect in thinking that regular season NBA games from about the beginning of March until the end of the year are meaningful.  These games are no more important or meaningful than the ones in November between the Sacramento Kings and the Brooklyn Nets.  Why did I change my mind?

Well, it is really very simple.  The NBA players have convinced me that the games are unimportant because they have behaved in ways that prove to me that THEY believe they are unimportant.  In the last week or so, players “rested” when the schedule had them laying back to back games even though:

  1. The Cavs/Heat game had relevance to which team would get the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs – – AND – –
  2. The Cavs/Heat game had relevance to the Heat’s pursuit of the #8 seeding in the Eastern Conference playoffs.

That game should have mattered to both teams.  It did not.  And so, I now do not care about ANY NBA regular season games.  This is the league that has known for decades that some teams tank entire seasons to get high draft picks and had to introduce a lottery system to try to prevent teams actually racing to the bottom.  Now they have players so stressed out by scheduling that they need time outs that extend for about 48 hours.

These players are victims of nothing except Fat Wallet Syndrome.  They deserve the scorn of sports fans everywhere.  Maybe they are in receipt of some scorn already given that regular season NBA TV ratings are universally down this year as opposed to last year.

Commish Adam Silver diverted his attention from what he identified as one of his prime tasks – assuring that there is a woman as a head coach in the NBA sooner as opposed to later – to recognize that resting players is something the league as a whole needs to address in a way that makes it less of an affront to the fans who pay the freight.  Deciding on who plays and how long they play is a coaching decision but there are “integrity of the game” issues here.

  • When top teams rest all their good players at one time in a nominally meaningful game, they tell the fans that the game is not really meaningful because they do not give a spit.
  • When bottom-feeding teams play “the end of their bench” for long stretches in late season games seeking to lose and get more ping-pong balls in the hopper, that tells fans they value a high draft pick more than winning.  The Lakers tried – not very successfully – to use this strategy late in the season when all of a sudden Metta World Peace became a 20-minute per game presence on the court instead of a 5-minute per game presence.

Brad Dickson of the Omaha World-Herald had an interesting perspective on this need to rest NBA players recently:

“The new NBA trend is resting your star players. I remember when this was called ‘defense.’ ”

There is another embarrassing situation going on in the NBA world this morning and – – no great surprise here – – it involves the NY Knicks and the team owner James Dolan. reports that the fan who got into a “verbal altercation” – probably better described as a shouting match – with Owner Dolan now claims that the team is making it difficult for him to renew his season tickets and that his ticket representative will not even take his calls.  James Dolan surely does not like anyone getting up in his face and calling him a “rhymes with glass bowl” and James Dolan is the owner of the team and the arena in which they play.  I doubt that this situation infringes on any of the fan’s inalienable rights even were he to claim that attending Knicks’ games in the Garden is essential to his Pursuit of Happiness.

Having said all that, this is yet another “bad optic” for the NY Knicks and Lord knows they have become the masters of bad optics over the past decade or so.  The Knicks are a bad team and this fan wants to renew his tickets – – translation: he wants to spend his money on that bad team – – and the team is behaving like a hard ass by making that difficult.  Here is a link to the report so you can see for yourself what is going on here.

I began today saying that I am now convinced that none of the NBA regular season matters anymore.  Well, here is something else that falls into the bucket of “does not matter yet it has become a big deal”:

  • NFL Network had a “special program” to announce the upcoming schedule for the NFL Exhibition Season.

Let me be clear; the NBA regular season is more important than the NFL Exhibition Season for the basic reason that the NBA regular season games count for something and the NFL Exhibition games are meaningless with a capital “M”.  The NFL stages 65 of these Meaningless events – or 64 in seasons where the Hall of Fame Game field is unplayable and the league cancels it because the NFLPA won’t allow its members to take the field – and none of those events means a damned thing.  Notwithstanding that reality, the schedule announcement becomes a “Special” on NFLN.  My only reaction to this is:

  • Give me a [bleep]ing break!

Finally, here is one more comment from Brad Dickson of the Omaha World-Herald:

“Klay Thompson was asked to sign a fan’s toaster. It speaks volumes when an American in public doesn’t have any paper on him but he’s lugging around his toaster.”

But don’t get me wrong, I love sports………