Monthly Archives: December 2009

The Boston Tea Party And Me

The Boston Tea Party happened on Dec. 16, 1773. Exactly 140 years later, I was born. And, I hate tea. Who says that the date of your birth has no impact on the way your live your life…? There are a couple of things going on in college football that may be slipping under the [...]

Parity? What Parity?

The NFL has worshipped at the altar of “parity” for as long as I have followed football. Bert Bell was the NFL Commissioner in the 40s and 50s; he is supposed to have been the first to vocalize what would become the mantra of the NFL: “On any given Sunday, any team can beat any [...]

The Oakland Raiders…

Football fans in the Washington DC area had the honor of watching the Redskins/Raiders game yesterday. If you ever needed an example of the concept of “meaningless nonsense”, order up a DVR copy of that game. The Raiders lost QB, Bruce Gradkowski, during the game and had to insert JaMarcus Russell into that position. Having [...]

Some Burdensome NFL Contracts…

On Wednesday, I listed a few highly burdensome baseball contracts that teams would love to unload on someone else during the winter meetings. I got an e-mail in response to that saying that the NFL owners did not have as big a problem with “bad contracts” as the MLB owners do because baseball contracts are [...]

Mythical Picks – NFL – Weekend of 12/13/09

I got some things right in last week’s Mythical Picks (Amen!) and I got some things wrong in last week’s Mythical Picks (Damn!). Here is a summary: 1. I said relative to the Washington Redskins, “Bad teams invent ways to lose football games…” The Skins led the Saints by 10 in the 4th quarter; they [...]

Mythical Picks – NCAA – Weekend of 12/12/09

Hold your applause. Maintain your composure. This is going to be the last iteration of NCAA Mythical Picks for 2009. No one shall have to endure any of this any more – – – until at least next year… The Wildcats of Linfield College defeated St. Thomas (Minn) 31-20 last weekend to advance to the [...]

A Minor Clarification

Allow me to clarify something from yesterday’s Topical Rant regarding the soon to be constructed football facility in Los Angeles. I received several e-mails saying that I had deviated from my stand regarding the unrighteousness of spending public monies on facilities where billionaires’ teams can play. If I gave that impression, I apologize; I have [...]

The NFL Is Singing – California Here We Come…

In the last month or so, a few events portend the eventual return of the NFL to the Los Angeles area. To be sure, the most important of those events was the resolution of the lawsuit in Southern California that sought to block the building of a new stadium in the City of Industry and [...]

Stop The Presses…!

It does not take an insight of Galilean proportion to understand why magazines have to be printed and produced in advance of the date shown on the issue. Every once in a while, that need to print in advance collides with intervening events to make the specific issue “awkward”. Such is the case for the [...]

Scott Ostler Column Is A “Must Read”

Scott Ostler has a column in today’s SF Chronicle. In it he says he has started a new correspondence school called CHEAT – – which stands for College of Hijinks Extramarital Affairs & Tomfoolery. Trust me, you really do want to read this one…